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Zvanična stranica YIFY filmova:
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♪ Ja sam islamista

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♪ Ja sam Antihrist

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♪ Većina kvadrata se ne može napraviti
lista najtraženijih ♪

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♪ Ali moj, moj, kako ostajem
u stilu ♪ Policajci su me jurili
♪ iz utrobe moje majke

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♪ Moj krevetić je bio u državnoj olovci
prije dvije godine ♪

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♪ Policajci su prisluškivali
moj crveni telefon igračka ♪

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za glave za kotrljanje ♪

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♪ Jer bijeli čovjek može uzeti
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♪ Pa, predsednikov
kćeri nisu mogle
traži više ♪

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♪ Može se lizati
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[linija zvoni]

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[žena na telefonu]
As'salaamu alejkum, Jusefe.

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[Yusef]
Wa-alejkum as-salaam, Ummi.

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Nedostaješ nam.
Kako je Buffalo?

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Al'hamdulilah.

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Danas ću
provjerite kuću.

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Na letku piše
tamo su svi muslimani.

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Vrlo dobro, bita.
Možeš živjeti s njima.

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Bolje nego u spavaonicama.
Da.

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Oni će vas držati fokusiranim
i van nevolje.

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Insh'Allah.
Insh'Allah.

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[kucanje]

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Yusef?
Da. Umar?

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As'salaamu alejkum.

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Wa-alejkum as-salaam.

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Jesu li ovdje svi muslimani?

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Sa određene tačke gledišta.

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Da, nisam očekivao kuću
da izgleda ovako.

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Tvoja soba je ovde, brate.

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Izvini.

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Ovo je Mustafina stara soba.

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Bio je brat iz Egipta.

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[smeje se]

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Znaš, Mustafa
koristio sam ovo besplatno

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iz saudijske ambasade
sve vreme.

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Y'akhi, kada je bio ovdje,

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to je bilo kada
zaista nam je bilo...

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Kuća koja je bila vjerna islamu.

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insh'Allah,
možemo se vratiti na to.

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Insh'Allah.

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♪ [taqwacore trešti]

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♪ [nastavlja] [vrata se otvaraju]

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[stenje]

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Uh, jesi li dobro?

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Ja sam Nevjerovatni Ayyub.
Drago mi je.

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Živiš li i ti ovdje?

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Ili, uh...

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Da. Nekako, čovječe.
[njuši]

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Cool. Je li to a
jebena kamera, brate?

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Ovo je, kao, video, zar ne?

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Da. Mislio sam napuniti
baterija za to.

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Uh, ako možete molim vas samo...

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Znate li išta
o kompjuterima?

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Lozinka...
Moram da ga resetujem.

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Stvarno bih trebao
baci se na ucenje...

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[kihanje]
Oh...

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Ne, daj mi to.
Imam ga. Imam ga.

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Oh, sada ga mažeš.
Zaista ga prljaš.

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Yusef, čovječe, ti ćeš se uklopiti.

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Staćeš u moja jaja.
[smijeh]

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Dobrodošli u kuću.

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Da, osjećam se zaista dobrodošlo,
hvala ti.

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Ja ću samo...

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[žena]
Salaam-alaik.

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Va-alejkum kao...

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Samo sam gledao
za nešto za piće.

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Ah, dobro,
ima dosta za piće.

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Ne, razmišljao sam
nešto halal.

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Oh, halal. Pa, moraš
budite konkretni na ovom mestu.

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[limenke piva zveckaju po podu]
[voda teče]

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[isključiti vodu]

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Jazakullah khair.
Ti si novi momak, zar ne?

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Salaam. Ja sam Yusef.
Ja sam Rabeya.

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[smeje se]

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Sjednite.

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hm, zapravo,
moram da idem,

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jer imam, hm...

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imam, hm,
čas za malo, pa...

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Oh, tačno, tačno. Svaki put
muškarac i žena su sami,

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Shayton je
treći poklon. Da.

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Ne... Mislim, ne. To je
ne to. Ja... ja samo, uh...

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Pa, jeste li uspjeli
vaš sabah namaz već?

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Izvini.
Moraš me računati.

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Ja ga hvatam.

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U redu.

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[Muslimanski poziv na molitvu
preko zvučnika]

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Umar y'akhi?

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Umar y'akhi?

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Omar y'akhi, probudi se.
Vrijeme je za sabah-namaz.

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[stenje]

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Salam, Jusef.

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Idi napravi Wudhu. Ja ću
prati vas. U redu.

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[uzdahne]

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[govori stranim jezikom]

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♪ [električna gitara trešti]

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♪ [nastavlja]

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[gitara se zaustavlja]

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♪ La ilahe illa Allah

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Jebi ga.

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Asalaams, čovječe.

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Wa asalaams.
Ja sam Yusef.

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Jehangir.

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Drago mi je.

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Ja sam Fasiq.
Ti si novi momak, zar ne?

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Da.

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Trebao si biti ovdje
sa nama sinoć, y'akhi.

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Oh, ne.
Nisam baš neki žurka.

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[smejanje]

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Pa, bez brige, čoveče.

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Hajde.
Izlazi ovamo. Hajde.

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Da?

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Dođite da pogledate pogled.
Hajde.

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[smeje se]

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Wa asalaams, čovječe.

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Zove nas na molitvu
na tvojoj gitari?

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To je bid'ah.

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U redu. To je bid'ah.

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[grunta]

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Hej, znaš, uh, Umar,

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to su samo muslimani
koji koriste izraz "inovacija"

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da znači nešto loše.

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Hej, ne zaboravi
da si i ti musliman.

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zar ne?

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La ilahe illa Allah.

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Omar y'akhi,

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ezan je pozvan.

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Ako ćemo se moliti...

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pomolimo se.

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[Čovjek na TV-u] Ovi muslimani
ne poštuj slobodu,

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ne poštuju
kapitalizam, a oni to ne čine
poštujemo naš način života.

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Ne možemo koegzistirati
sa ovim ljudima.

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A liberali... jesu
počinje to da otkriva.

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Vidite, to je dokazana činjenica.

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To je dokumentovano.

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Radikalni šiiti
dolaze u ameriku...

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Začepi jebote!
I ide na socijalnu pomoć.

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Onda šalju svoje
socijalne provjere natrag u Iran

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da podrži svoj nuklearni program.

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Y'akhi,

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to nije dobra ideja
da pijem čaj.

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Zašto ne?

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Kofein je stimulans.

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Znaš, ne bih išao tako daleko
kao nazivanje čaja haramom,

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ali to je barem mekruh.

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Čaj je makrooh?

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Brate, to je kuga
muslimanski svijet je ono što jeste.

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Salaam.

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[Rabeya]
to je super.

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Sve što treba da se rešiš
od Omera je vagina!

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Brate, kako da popraviš ovo
stvar, čovječe? sta radis

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Ayyub, hajde. Molim te.
Razbit ćeš mi kameru.

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To je bio poklon za Bajram.
Yo, jebi to sranje.

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popravi ovo,
i idemo jebeno klizati.

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Skate?

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♪ [taqwacore]

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[pucanje]

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[Čovek peva
na stranom jeziku]

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Pokret, pokret, pokret!
Pokret!

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Jebeni ludi.

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Douche bag!

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[smijeh]

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Hej, kad ćeš se zakačiti
popravi se sa nekim od ovih
taqwacore trake, brate?

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Ah, čoveče. Ti jebači samo stavljaju
njihova sranja na vinilu, čovječe.

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Da, vole da budu
svi pravoslavni o tome.

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Ali, uh, za tebe, nevjerovatni Ayyub,

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Mislim da mogu da stavim
nešto zajedno.

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Da?
Da, čoveče.

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Hvala brate.
Apsolutno, brate.

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Apsolutno.
Šta mislite pod tim?

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sta?

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Taqwacores.

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Au, sranje.

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Yusef jaan.
Hajde, čoveče.

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Koliko dugo ste bili
u kuci za, brate?

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Taqwacore.

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Taqwacore, y'akhi.

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Glasajte za Hezbolah.

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Komini.

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Jedno putovanje u inostranstvo.
Al-Thawra.

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Osamini kopači tunela.

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Zapadna obala
Muslimanska punk scena.

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Khalifornia.

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Muslimanska punk scena?
Da.

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Sva luda zajebanja i
odbijanja zajednice
dolaze zajedno, čoveče.

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Osnivaju bendove,
priređivanje emisija.

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Niko ih ne voli.

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Muslimani kažu
oni zapravo nisu muslimani.

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Pankeri kažu
nisu baš pank.

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šta je pank,
na prvom mjestu?

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Mislim, ko zna više, čoveče?

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Neki kažu da se radi o
razbijanje društvenih tabua.

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Neki kažu da se radi o glasnosti.

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Svi imaju
sopstveno mišljenje.

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Šta mislite da to znači?

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Mislim da je to samo
o tome da si ružna.

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Zato ne možeš biti pank.

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Predobro izgledaš.

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Gledaj ovo sranje.

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Oh, sranje. Hej, provjeri ovo
napolje, pogledajte ovo.

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Y'akhi!

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Ohhh!

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Čovječe, jesi li dobro?
Jesi li dobro?

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To je bilo jebeno super,
covece! Hej, jesi li dobro?

229
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Da. Sranje.

230
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Jebi ga. Mash'Allah, čovječe.

231
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:39,685
Bio sam u vazduhu tako dugo
kao da sam imao vremena
prestani da budeš nervozan, brate.

232
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Jusefe, moraš da shvatiš to sranje
u videu za skejtbord, čoveče.

233
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Jebeš to, stari.
Spustiću ga odmah.

234
00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:47,092
Sranje, jesi.
jesi li dobro?

235
00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:48,828
Ugasi to sranje na sekund.

236
00:13:49,461 --> 00:13:50,262
Oh, naravno.
[klikovi]

237
00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:51,864
slušaj, čovječe,

238
00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:54,667
sljedeći petak,
držimo džumu namaz,

239
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,536
i mi ćemo to uraditi
baš kod kuće.

240
00:13:57,870 --> 00:13:59,305
Jesi li ozbiljan?

241
00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:00,439
Da, ozbiljan sam.

242
00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:03,042
Jehangir, ko bi došao?

243
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:05,344
[Jehangir]
Ovi muslimani, y'akhi.

244
00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:08,848
Oni koji se baš ne uklapaju
na piknicima u Islamskom centru.

245
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,249
Dječaci koji propuštaju svoju molitvu.

246
00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:12,785
Devojke koje izlaze
iza leđa svojih roditelja.

247
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:15,955
I oni koji pitaju
mnoga pitanja tokom
Subotnja škola.

248
00:14:18,657 --> 00:14:20,593
Ne mogu vjerovati
Omar to dozvoljava.

249
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:27,299
na kraju dana,

250
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:31,103
radije bi ovo video
nego druga stranka.

251
00:14:31,303 --> 00:14:34,073
I, znaš, y'akhi,
duboko u sebi, čak i Omer zna

252
00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:36,976
on se baš ne uklapa
više u mesdžidu.

253
00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:40,346
Šta mislite da vide
kad uđe na vrata?

254
00:14:41,747 --> 00:14:44,216
Šta je sa imamom?

255
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,518
Zar nam neko ne treba
da vodim ovo?

256
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,455
To je najbolji dio.

257
00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:50,823
Kaže se u Kur'anu

258
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:54,560
da je Allah govorio direktno
Djevici Mariji.

259
00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:57,029
Rečeno je
da je bila upućena

260
00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:59,498
da podučava islam svom narodu.

261
00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:02,268
Rečeno joj je to nešto
će se dogoditi,

262
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:04,536
i ta stvar
se zaista dogodilo.

263
00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:06,138
I da li znate
kako mi to zvuči?

264
00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:10,709
Zvuči kao Devica Marija
bio prorok islama.

265
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:13,412
Pa zašto ne bismo
smatrati je jednom?

266
00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:16,048
Nije joj dato Sveto pismo,

267
00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:20,019
ali ja kažem da je njena knjiga
bio njen sin.

268
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:24,523
To je moj khutbah.

269
00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:25,791
Hajde da se pomolimo.

270
00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:27,192
Tekbir.

271
00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:29,662
[Sve]
Allahu Akbar.

272
00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:44,576
Allahu Akbar.

273
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,114
[Čovjek na telefonu]
As'salaamu alejkum, Jusefe.

274
00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:51,850
[Jusef] Va-alejkum as-selam,
Abu. Kako su ti časovi?

275
00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:54,420
Još uvijek ravna petica?
Da, Abu. Al'hamdulilah.

276
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:57,489
Kako su vaši ukućani?
Drže te u Deenu?

277
00:15:57,923 --> 00:16:00,392
Ti čitaš
tvoj namaz redovno?

278
00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:03,295
Uh, da. Da, Abu.
Al'hamdulilah.

279
00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:17,176
Oh, mir.
Zdravo.

280
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:18,844
Zdravo, ja sam Lynn.
Ja sam Fasiqov prijatelj.

281
00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:20,980
Ja sam Yusef.
Drago mi je.

282
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,315
Drago mi je.
Dakle, je li on ovdje?

283
00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:24,917
Ko je ovde?

284
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,218
Fasiq.

285
00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:29,421
Oh. Uh, ne znam.
mislim...

286
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,323
Ne, zapravo ne mislim tako.

287
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,325
Oh. To je sranje.

288
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,861
Samo sam mislio da ću pokušati
pozdravi. [Jehangir] Lynn.

289
00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:37,997
Jehangir!
Salaam. kako si?

290
00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:42,267
Dakle, koja je dobra riječ?
Oh, samo sam na džogiranju.

291
00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:45,537
Ne dolaziš puno.
Znam.

292
00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:47,840
Bio sam super zauzet
sa letnjom nastavom.

293
00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:50,342
Ali čujem vas
sada imaju namaz u petak.

294
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:53,078
Da. Svi uzimaju
okreta vodeći. Da?

295
00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:55,347
Prelepo je.
Moraš izaći.

296
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,282
Oh, da? Totalno.
Ja sam tamo. Da.

297
00:16:57,282 --> 00:16:59,852
Insh'Allah.
[smeje se]

298
00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:02,721
Pa, bolje mi je
vratite se trčanju.

299
00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:04,022
Ali vidimo se uskoro.

300
00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:05,723
Da. Insh'Allah.
ćao.

301
00:17:05,723 --> 00:17:08,160
ćao.
Salam, sestro.

302
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:10,362
Wa-alejkum as-salaam.

303
00:17:14,098 --> 00:17:16,335
Aghhhh!
[smijeh]

304
00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:18,237
sta?

305
00:17:19,938 --> 00:17:20,806
Pogledaj ovo.
[tipkovi zveckaju]

306
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:24,742
Imam Omarove ključeve.
Beer run?

307
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,283
[brbljanje na radiju]

308
00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:39,124
[Jehangir]
Plašiš me!

309
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:40,993
[viče]

310
00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:42,528
[smijeh]

311
00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:46,398
Ti si lud.

312
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,500
Pokuljaj, čovječe.
Dajte šta?

313
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,202
Hajde. Viknite nešto.
sta?

314
00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:53,405
Hajde. Evo, gore
naprijed. Taj stari tip.

315
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,174
sta? Ne. Hajde.
Ne boj se.

316
00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:59,044
Ok, ok. uh, uh...

317
00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:00,612
uh...

318
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:02,247
Požuri. Požuri.

319
00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:04,616
Stvarno me nerviraš!
[smijeh]

320
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:10,389
Šta je tip uradio?

321
00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:13,125
Ja... mislim da nije razumeo
šta se dešava.

322
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:15,260
[smijeh]

323
00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:21,700
To je jebeno urnebesno, čovječe.

324
00:18:24,336 --> 00:18:28,407
Pa šta ima
sa onom devojkom Lynn?

325
00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:30,109
Kako to misliš?

326
00:18:31,376 --> 00:18:32,878
Mislim, da li je muslimanka?

327
00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:34,980
Ona je, uh, konvertit.

328
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:36,582
Ili povratak,
Trebalo bi da kažem.

329
00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:37,649
Oh.

330
00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:40,419
Znate, katolkinja
koji je voleo Rumija,

331
00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:42,688
cijela ideja bez sveštenstva.

332
00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:45,424
Jedna ljubav.

333
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,025
Jedan Bog.

334
00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:48,494
Svo to sranje, znaš?

335
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:52,831
Ali pretpostavljam, uh,
nekako je izgorela, čoveče.

336
00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:55,601
Znači, ona više nije muslimanka?

337
00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:58,303
Morao bi je pitati
o tome brate.

338
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:00,672
Idemo.

339
00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:02,574
Ovdje gore.
Ovdje?

340
00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:05,410
Da, da. Zaustavi se.
Sačekaj. Moram da signaliziram.

341
00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:07,713
U redu.
Moraš signalizirati.

342
00:19:08,046 --> 00:19:11,383
Upravo ovdje, upravo ovdje. Okrenite
ugao. Sačekaj. Daj da signaliziram.

343
00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:14,186
Moja mama bi bila veoma ponosna
od mene trenutno.

344
00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:16,054
Zašto?
Druženje sa...

345
00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:18,590
Dobar dečko kao ti, čoveče.

346
00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:23,595
Nevjerovatni Ayyub se uvijek spoji
besplatno piće, čoveče.

347
00:19:24,396 --> 00:19:26,665
Pet dolara kaže
ne nosi košulju.

348
00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:31,537
[vikanje]

349
00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:33,872
[smijeh]

350
00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:36,942
Da! Dajte
ja malo! Daj mi malo!

351
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,278
[obojica viču]

352
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:42,981
Tako sam jebeno sretan
ti si ovdje! [vikanje]

353
00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:45,017
Pokreni se!
Pokreni se! Pokreni se!

354
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,052
Pokreni se! Da!
[pucanje]

355
00:19:47,052 --> 00:19:49,655
Daj mi malo. Koji kurac
jel ti radiš ovde, čoveče?

356
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:52,257
[britanski naglasak] Pa,
mi smo ovdje da potkopamo
jebena američka ekonomija,

357
00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:53,825
pa napuni je, druže!

358
00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:55,761
Napuni je! U redu.
Odmah se vraćam.

359
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:58,497
U redu je što je skočio na...
Omer neće primijetiti, zar ne?

360
00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:00,966
Au, začepi... Au, stari,
zašto se toliko brineš?

361
00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:02,568
ne znam...
Briga je grijeh.

362
00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:04,069
[smijeh]

363
00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:06,505
[vikanje]

364
00:20:07,739 --> 00:20:09,208
Oh, sranje!

365
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:09,775
Zar nećeš
upasti u nevolju zbog ovoga?

366
00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:12,311
Jebeš ovo mjesto, čovječe.
Zarađujem još plena

367
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:14,146
davanje ručnih poslova
na Nijagarinim vodopadima, čoveče.

368
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:16,148
Oh, super.
Umar će me ubiti.

369
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,116
Ahh.
[viče]

370
00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:20,118
[smijeh] čovječe,
želiš jedan? br.

371
00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:21,253
Da. Evo.

372
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,721
Ne, ne želim to.
[automobil trubi]

373
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,591
Jebi ga! Samo a
pravi momak, ha?

374
00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:27,025
Vi ste samo fini i sve.

375
00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:29,828
Vi momci, moram dati
ove kante sperme neke
gas. Odmah se vraćam.

376
00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:33,298
Asalaam.
Šta želite?

377
00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:35,234
Asalaama-licka moja jaja,
drkadžijo.

378
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,035
Šta si jebote rekao?
[kliknite]

379
00:20:37,035 --> 00:20:38,337
[strani naglasak]
Hvala. Dođi ponovo.

380
00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:41,039
Glupi drkadžijo!

381
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:43,809
Jebeni kurci!
Jebi se!

382
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:46,845
Oh, sranje! Nisi jebeno
šutni mi auto, drkadžijo!

383
00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:48,213
Jebi se!

384
00:20:48,213 --> 00:20:49,815
[Čovjek viče]

385
00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:52,651
[nevjerojatno Ayyub cvile]

386
00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:54,553
Uhvati me!

387
00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:03,729
[Čovek na TV] Želja
jer sloboda prebiva
u svakom ljudskom srcu,

388
00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:05,964
i tu želju
ne može se zadržati zauvijek

389
00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:09,735
zatvorskim zidovima ili vojnim zakonima
ili tajne policije.

390
00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:13,605
Tokom vremena i širom zemlje,
sloboda će naći način.

391
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:16,775
[pucnjava, čovjek viče]
[hrkanje]

392
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:21,446
[Rabeya]
Hej, Yusef, jesi li to ti?

393
00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:23,181
Uh, da.

394
00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:23,715
Uđi na sekund.

395
00:21:24,249 --> 00:21:26,551
Želiš da dođem
u sobu?

396
00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:30,255
Šta ti jebote ja?
znači "uđi na sekundu"?

397
00:21:30,255 --> 00:21:33,759
Um, ok.

398
00:21:35,661 --> 00:21:37,629
♪ [taqwacore]

399
00:21:39,531 --> 00:21:40,532
Hej.

400
00:21:40,532 --> 00:21:45,304
♪ Zaustavi mržnju ♪

401
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:49,941
♪ Zaustavi mržnju [završava]

402
00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:54,046
[Yusef]
Sviđa mi se tvoja soba.

403
00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:55,847
To je plafon i neki zidovi.

404
00:21:55,847 --> 00:21:58,583
[žena]
♪ Ohhh

405
00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:02,788
♪ [taqwacore]

406
00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:05,757
ko je ovo?
Tajno suđenje pet.

407
00:22:05,757 --> 00:22:08,660
One su sve devojke
taqwacore bend iz Vancouvera.

408
00:22:10,195 --> 00:22:12,898
Dakle, Lynn je došla prije neki dan.

409
00:22:12,898 --> 00:22:14,666
Ona misli da si sladak.

410
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:16,201
Jesi li ozbiljan?

411
00:22:16,201 --> 00:22:18,603
Da, bio sam nekako
iznenađen, takođe.

412
00:22:18,937 --> 00:22:20,339
U svakom slučaju, da li ti se sviđa?

413
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,708
Oh, mislim, ona je...
Ona je fina i tako to,

414
00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:25,277
ali ja... ne znam
o, znaš,

415
00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:27,679
sviđanje devojaka
i takve stvari.

416
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:29,648
sta?
U redu. mislim, kao,

417
00:22:29,648 --> 00:22:31,316
saznati da li neko
sviđaš se,

418
00:22:31,316 --> 00:22:33,018
a onda ako ti se sviđaju,

419
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,753
a onda ih pitajte da li žele
da idem u bioskop...

420
00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:37,356
Ljudi to više ne rade,
Yusef. i takve stvari.

421
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,391
Kako to misliš?
u osnovi,

422
00:22:39,391 --> 00:22:41,026
samo se družiš sa nekim,

423
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:44,429
a onda prije ili kasnije,
spojiš se sa tom osobom.

424
00:22:44,429 --> 00:22:47,566
A onda jedan od ljudi
postaje ljubomoran,

425
00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:50,802
pa odlučujete da se samo spojite
jedno sa drugim,

426
00:22:51,136 --> 00:22:53,438
a onda...

427
00:22:53,438 --> 00:22:56,174
bam, ti si u vezi.

428
00:22:56,174 --> 00:22:57,976
Oh.

429
00:22:57,976 --> 00:23:00,912
Zašto jednostavno, kao...

430
00:23:03,248 --> 00:23:04,750
[smijeh]

431
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:07,552
druzi se sa njom
i vidjeti šta će se desiti?

432
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:09,855
U redu. Cool.

433
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,261
sta je ovo?

434
00:23:16,261 --> 00:23:17,896
sta?

435
00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:19,664
Ovo. ti...

436
00:23:19,664 --> 00:23:22,434
Precrtao si cijeli ajet
u Kur'anu.

437
00:23:22,434 --> 00:23:24,069
Da. Koji je to?

438
00:23:24,503 --> 00:23:26,071
Da vidim. hm...

439
00:23:27,005 --> 00:23:29,441
4... 4:34.

440
00:23:29,441 --> 00:23:31,877
U redu. Nije mi trebalo
taj više.

441
00:23:32,711 --> 00:23:34,379
Šta, baš si se osećao

442
00:23:34,379 --> 00:23:36,415
mogao bi precrtati
Božja Reč?

443
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:37,716
Mislim, ne možeš to da uradiš.

444
00:23:37,716 --> 00:23:40,118
Pa, taj ajet savjetuje muškarce
da tuku svoje zene,

445
00:23:40,118 --> 00:23:42,554
pa šta mi to treba?
Ne, ne možete to učiniti.

446
00:23:44,489 --> 00:23:45,290
I, znate, većina
prevodioci to kažu
znači lagano tući.

447
00:23:45,991 --> 00:23:46,958
A tu je i priča o Jobu
gde je koristio vlat trave.

448
00:23:46,958 --> 00:23:47,526
Da, Yusef, znam.

449
00:23:48,894 --> 00:23:50,695
Pročitao sam šta sve
učenjaci su rekli, u redu?

450
00:23:50,695 --> 00:23:52,998
Čak i naprednjaci.
Igrao sam sve step dance

451
00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:55,200
oko tog stiha to
očajan musliman bi to mogao učiniti.

452
00:23:55,901 --> 00:23:57,969
I na kraju,
znaš šta sam rekao?

453
00:23:58,403 --> 00:23:59,704
Rekao sam, "Jebi ga."

454
00:24:01,039 --> 00:24:05,210
I sada se mnogo osećam
bolje o Kur'anu.

455
00:24:05,544 --> 00:24:08,113
Mislim, malo je čudno
dolazi od djevojke u burki.

456
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,148
Šta je sa mojom burkom?

457
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:12,184
Ne, mislim...

458
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:14,653
Mislio sam, uh, znaš,

459
00:24:14,653 --> 00:24:17,355
mora da je nekako teško,
kao, znaš, čitanje i slično.

460
00:24:17,355 --> 00:24:19,324
To je to. To je
sve što sam mislio. U redu.

461
00:24:19,324 --> 00:24:20,459
U burki.

462
00:24:21,259 --> 00:24:22,494
Evo.

463
00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:24,362
Ispao pogrešno. Izvini.

464
00:24:24,663 --> 00:24:26,598
Evo. Ovo je za tebe.

465
00:24:28,934 --> 00:24:30,635
Šta da radim
sa ovim?

466
00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:32,804
Uh, ne znam.
Zašto ga ne obučeš?

467
00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:34,573
U redu.

468
00:24:34,773 --> 00:24:36,541
Pa, ne očekuj me
da nosim ovu stvar

469
00:24:36,541 --> 00:24:38,977
po gradu i, kao,
kampus i takve stvari,

470
00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:41,112
jer ljudi
misliće da sam čudan.

471
00:24:41,413 --> 00:24:43,615
To je pošteno.
Samo da ga imate.

472
00:24:43,615 --> 00:24:46,418
U redu. Pa, al'hamdulilah.

473
00:24:46,618 --> 00:24:48,487
Zatvori vrata do kraja.

474
00:25:16,948 --> 00:25:18,984
Hej.

475
00:25:18,984 --> 00:25:21,520
Zašto Rabeya
nositi tu punu burku?

476
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:23,855
Kako to misliš?

477
00:25:24,222 --> 00:25:27,759
Mislim, nije za Sunnu.
Toliko znamo.

478
00:25:28,426 --> 00:25:29,828
Ti ikada imaš dan

479
00:25:29,828 --> 00:25:31,630
da nisi želeo nikoga
gledam u tebe?

480
00:25:32,597 --> 00:25:34,232
Mislite da je to razlog
ona to nosi?

481
00:25:34,966 --> 00:25:38,236
[Umar]
Hej, koji je ovo kurac?

482
00:25:38,236 --> 00:25:40,572
sta?

483
00:25:40,572 --> 00:25:42,173
sta sad?

484
00:25:42,173 --> 00:25:43,775
Ovo.

485
00:25:53,585 --> 00:25:55,053
To je moj Kur'an.

486
00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:57,722
Da? Šta to radi
u kupatilu?

487
00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:00,592
Ovo su riječi
Allaha Subhanehu wa-ta'ala.

488
00:26:00,592 --> 00:26:03,595
Ostavio sam ga tamo
jer jebena kiša.

489
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:06,565
Weed je haram sa razlogom.

490
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:08,700
Vi to znate, zar ne?
Ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne.

491
00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:11,970
Vidite, Kur'an
zabranjuje samo alkohol.

492
00:26:11,970 --> 00:26:14,172
Ne govori sranje o travi.

493
00:26:14,172 --> 00:26:15,874
5:90, čoveče!

494
00:26:15,874 --> 00:26:16,875
2:219.

495
00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:19,844
To sranje je khamr
kao i bilo šta drugo.

496
00:26:19,844 --> 00:26:21,479
Kupatilo je prljavo.

497
00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:23,882
Pa, cijela kuća je prljava.

498
00:26:24,282 --> 00:26:26,217
Da.

499
00:26:26,217 --> 00:26:27,285
Da, u pravu si.

500
00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:30,555
Znaš, kada
Mustafa je živio ovdje,

501
00:26:30,555 --> 00:26:32,123
nije moglo nikada
izgledao ovako.

502
00:26:32,123 --> 00:26:33,725
Ne, da ti kažem nešto
o Mustafi.

503
00:26:33,725 --> 00:26:35,694
Kad je Mustafa živio ovdje,

504
00:26:35,694 --> 00:26:37,629
Rabeya nikada nije mogla sjediti
u jebenoj dnevnoj sobi.

505
00:26:37,629 --> 00:26:39,598
Hej, odjebi!

506
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,232
Jebi ga!

507
00:26:44,002 --> 00:26:47,772
Znaš, Omar samo razmišlja
ja sam ovdje gore i blijedim,

508
00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:49,908
ali ja znam svoja sranja.

509
00:26:56,381 --> 00:26:57,515
ovdje,

510
00:26:57,515 --> 00:26:59,417
u suri El-Hidžr,

511
00:26:59,417 --> 00:27:02,654
ajet 19 i 20.

512
00:27:02,654 --> 00:27:05,991
Allah je poslao prikladne stvari
da raste na Zemlji.

513
00:27:06,224 --> 00:27:10,261
A sa njim su i blago
od svega na svetu.

514
00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:14,332
I samo ih je poslao
u poznatoj meri.

515
00:27:15,834 --> 00:27:17,802
Ovo nam govori
te stvari iz prirode

516
00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:19,638
su blagoslov od Allaha.

517
00:27:21,673 --> 00:27:24,142
I da je samo nas poslao
šta smo mogli da podnesemo.

518
00:27:26,411 --> 00:27:27,712
Prihvati to.

519
00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:35,220
Hej, napumpao si se
večerašnji žurka? Da.

520
00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:37,756
Čovječe, namočit ću kurac.
Namočit ćeš kurac.

521
00:27:37,756 --> 00:27:39,157
To će biti jebeno...
[brbljanje]

522
00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:42,360
Hej, uh... Hej, hej,
hej. Slatko, brate.

523
00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:45,130
ostacu pozadi,
ok? ja...

524
00:27:45,130 --> 00:27:47,832
Ne, nije tako.
Samo ću ostati pozadi.

525
00:27:47,832 --> 00:27:51,369
U redu. onda, uh,
Ja ću dobiti četrdesete,

526
00:27:51,369 --> 00:27:53,972
i tupe, i kondome.

527
00:27:53,972 --> 00:27:54,939
U redu.

528
00:27:54,939 --> 00:27:56,341
[šapuće]
Nemoj joj reći da imaš herpes.

529
00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:57,242
Ostavi me na miru.

530
00:28:01,279 --> 00:28:02,113
[usta riječ]

531
00:28:02,113 --> 00:28:04,015
U redu.
Pricacemo kasnije.

532
00:28:04,015 --> 00:28:05,650
Hej.

533
00:28:05,650 --> 00:28:07,352
Zdravo.

534
00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:08,853
As'salaamu alejkum.

535
00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:10,922
Wa-alejkum as-salaam.

536
00:28:10,922 --> 00:28:14,125
Fasiq je sjajan, zar ne?
Kakva sjajna khutba.

537
00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:16,261
Da.
Stvarno je bilo tamo.

538
00:28:16,261 --> 00:28:19,330
I Džehangir ima još jednu
jedna od njegovih večeras?

539
00:28:19,731 --> 00:28:21,599
Da. Insh'Allah.
Tako je kul.

540
00:28:21,599 --> 00:28:25,103
Petak popodne, sve ovo
Muslimani izlaze na khutbase,

541
00:28:25,103 --> 00:28:28,173
a onda noću pankeri
dodji na pivo i dupe.

542
00:28:28,173 --> 00:28:30,975
[smejanje]

543
00:28:30,975 --> 00:28:34,579
Ne mislim stvarno
ipak su muslimani.

544
00:28:34,979 --> 00:28:36,147
Zašto bi to rekao?

545
00:28:36,147 --> 00:28:38,483
Ne, mislim kao,
sa tradicionalnog stanovišta.

546
00:28:41,252 --> 00:28:42,353
lično,

547
00:28:42,353 --> 00:28:45,857
Uopšte nisam velika
Pristup "islam je jednosmjeran".

548
00:28:45,857 --> 00:28:48,193
Kako to misliš?

549
00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:50,695
Ja vjerujem u Allaha, znaš?

550
00:28:51,296 --> 00:28:54,132
Ja samo... ne uvek
nazovite to Allahom.

551
00:28:54,766 --> 00:28:56,267
Molim se onako kako želim da se molim.

552
00:28:56,267 --> 00:28:59,170
Ponekad će to biti u crkvi
a ponekad i na tepihu.

553
00:29:00,505 --> 00:29:02,640
Zanimljivo.

554
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:03,942
Izvini. Ne znam. To je... Ne.

555
00:29:03,942 --> 00:29:05,543
Ponekad je teško objasniti.

556
00:29:05,543 --> 00:29:07,479
U redu je. U redu je.

557
00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:09,981
Dakle, smatraš li sebe
musliman?

558
00:29:11,950 --> 00:29:13,718
Ne znam.
Zašto ne

559
00:29:14,018 --> 00:29:17,822
pozvati Allaha i pitati Ga sami?

560
00:29:18,156 --> 00:29:19,724
[smejanje]

561
00:29:19,724 --> 00:29:21,359
Dobra.

562
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:25,864
[trube]

563
00:29:25,864 --> 00:29:28,500
Oh, moja vožnja je stigla.

564
00:29:29,467 --> 00:29:32,470
Vidimo se večeras.
U redu.

565
00:29:32,470 --> 00:29:34,906
Salaam.

566
00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:43,114
[vrata auta se zatvaraju, polaze]

567
00:29:43,114 --> 00:29:46,551
♪ [taqwacore]
[ljudi brbljaju]

568
00:29:49,754 --> 00:29:51,890
[viče]

569
00:30:03,434 --> 00:30:04,836
[Rabeya] Yusef. Zdravo.

570
00:30:04,836 --> 00:30:06,871
Zdravo.
Moraš upoznati Fatimu.

571
00:30:06,871 --> 00:30:08,439
Fatima, ovo je
Yusef. [oboje] Zdravo.

572
00:30:08,439 --> 00:30:09,374
Drago mi je.
Ja sam Yusef.

573
00:30:09,374 --> 00:30:10,975
Fatima se upravo vratila
iz San Francisca.

574
00:30:11,176 --> 00:30:14,279
Snimala je dokumentarac
o gej muslimanu
konferencija tamo.

575
00:30:14,279 --> 00:30:15,747
Da, "bio" je tačno.

576
00:30:15,747 --> 00:30:17,482
Mislio sam da će biti
ova luda scena,

577
00:30:17,949 --> 00:30:19,684
ali biste se iznenadili kako zabavno

578
00:30:19,684 --> 00:30:21,085
neki od onih momaka
bili tamo.

579
00:30:21,085 --> 00:30:23,254
Kako to misliš?
Ok, potpuno su strogi

580
00:30:23,454 --> 00:30:24,789
o molitvama i svemu.

581
00:30:24,789 --> 00:30:26,624
I mnogo njih
reći će ti direktno,

582
00:30:26,624 --> 00:30:28,126
"Gej seks je greh."
[smijeh]

583
00:30:28,426 --> 00:30:30,862
Možete li zamisliti
žongliraš s tim u svom životu?

584
00:30:30,862 --> 00:30:33,264
U redu, ali bilo je
ovo stvarno divno dete,

585
00:30:33,264 --> 00:30:34,666
momak po imenu Muzzamil,
Uh-huh.

586
00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:36,634
I pocinje brucoš
godine na UB u jesen.

587
00:30:36,634 --> 00:30:39,003
Da. Zato ću se predstaviti
vi momci kad stigne.

588
00:30:39,003 --> 00:30:40,405
Mislim da će ti se stvarno svidjeti.

589
00:30:40,405 --> 00:30:44,108
Uh, da li ste znali da su to
ima li svinjskog želatina u sebi?

590
00:30:44,108 --> 00:30:47,212
[imitira Yusefa]
[stenjući]

591
00:30:48,446 --> 00:30:51,649
Uh, hvala. Izvini.

592
00:30:51,649 --> 00:30:53,284
Halal su, kučko.

593
00:30:53,918 --> 00:30:57,188
Mislim, uh, Rabeya je ljuta na mene.

594
00:30:57,589 --> 00:30:59,390
Hej. jesi li dobro?

595
00:30:59,390 --> 00:31:01,125
Jesam li ti ikada rekao da sam odrastao
u kuci punoj zena?

596
00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:02,994
Ne, ne mislim tako.

597
00:31:02,994 --> 00:31:05,830
Odrađeno.
Uvek radi.

598
00:31:05,830 --> 00:31:09,300
Mmm. Samo mi daj
jedan mali poljubac.

599
00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:11,069
uh...

600
00:31:11,436 --> 00:31:13,838
da li ste, uh...
Jeste li upoznali tu djevojku Fatimu?

601
00:31:14,072 --> 00:31:15,907
Da, upoznao sam Fatimu.

602
00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:19,043
Znaš, smiješno je da bi trebao
spomenuti Fatimu. [kašljanje]

603
00:31:19,043 --> 00:31:21,479
Zašto?
Jer, hm...

604
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:25,483
Pa, uh, družimo se
i šta god,

605
00:31:25,483 --> 00:31:29,587
i, uh, idem po njene sise.

606
00:31:30,321 --> 00:31:31,723
I to je kul i ona je kul.

607
00:31:31,956 --> 00:31:34,592
Pa sam stavio ruke
između njenih nogu.

608
00:31:35,026 --> 00:31:37,962
Mislim, sviđa joj se,
pa idem da joj otkopčam farmerke.

609
00:31:37,962 --> 00:31:40,064
I sledeća stvar koju znam,
ona stavlja svoju ruku preko moje.

610
00:31:40,064 --> 00:31:42,233
mislim,
"Jebote, to je to. Gotovo je."

611
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:44,802
A ona me samo gleda.
Znaš šta ona kaže?

612
00:31:45,203 --> 00:31:47,505
„Izvini ako je ovo
je glupo pitanje,

613
00:31:48,006 --> 00:31:50,541
ali ako bi, uh, uh"...

614
00:31:50,541 --> 00:31:52,977
A nije mogla ni dobiti
jebene riječi, čovječe.

615
00:31:52,977 --> 00:31:55,546
Pa sam kao, "Prst?"

616
00:31:56,114 --> 00:31:59,384
A ona kaže: „Da.
Da li bi to slomilo himen?"

617
00:31:59,384 --> 00:32:01,920
[Yusef]
Vau.

618
00:32:02,253 --> 00:32:04,022
Šta možete učiniti nakon toga?
da sam uradio sranja,

619
00:32:04,022 --> 00:32:06,391
Osećao bih se kao
jebeni zlostavljač djece.

620
00:32:07,225 --> 00:32:09,027
Jebi ga.

621
00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:11,229
To je moj džihad, čoveče.

622
00:32:11,229 --> 00:32:12,430
Džihad?

623
00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:16,701
Da. Borba
između mene i mojih ludaka.

624
00:32:16,701 --> 00:32:18,703
Najveća borba, zar ne?

625
00:32:18,703 --> 00:32:20,705
Džihad protiv tvojih ludaka?

626
00:32:23,174 --> 00:32:25,476
Yusef.

627
00:32:25,810 --> 00:32:26,978
Oh, hej.

628
00:32:29,347 --> 00:32:30,782
Zdravo.
Zdravo.

629
00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:32,116
Kako si?
Ja sam dobro.

630
00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:33,584
kako si?
Dobro.

631
00:32:33,918 --> 00:32:36,921
Drago mi je da si uspeo.
Oh, ja živim ovdje.

632
00:32:36,921 --> 00:32:39,357
Oh. o moj bože,
tako je.

633
00:32:39,357 --> 00:32:41,259
Da.
Duh.

634
00:32:41,259 --> 00:32:45,596
Dakle, to je luda kuća.
Da, to je ludo.

635
00:32:46,331 --> 00:32:47,365
On je pijan.

636
00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:51,169
Trebao bi da me obiđeš.

637
00:32:51,502 --> 00:32:53,104
[obojica se smijulje]

638
00:32:53,104 --> 00:32:56,407
Da. uh,
to je kuhinja.

639
00:32:56,908 --> 00:33:00,678
Rabeyina soba, druga strana.

640
00:33:00,678 --> 00:33:02,313
kupatilo na spratu,

641
00:33:02,313 --> 00:33:06,217
i Fasiqova soba
je iza ugla.

642
00:33:07,085 --> 00:33:08,820
Dakle, Yusef, jesi li i ti propalica?

643
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:10,788
Ja? br.
Ne baš.

644
00:33:11,222 --> 00:33:13,191
Pa, možda pravo.

645
00:33:14,525 --> 00:33:16,260
Možda. Da.

646
00:33:16,260 --> 00:33:17,628
Pa gdje ti je soba?

647
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:23,868
Vau, Jusefe.
da...

648
00:33:23,868 --> 00:33:25,870
Nije tako kul
kao i svi ostali, ali...

649
00:33:25,870 --> 00:33:28,172
Veoma je lepo.
Hvala.

650
00:33:28,172 --> 00:33:30,475
Da li su svi ostali čisti
kakav si?

651
00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:32,543
Uh, Umar je prilično uredan.

652
00:33:37,615 --> 00:33:41,052
Oh. Pakistan, zar ne?

653
00:33:41,252 --> 00:33:43,488
Da.

654
00:33:43,988 --> 00:33:46,257
Znam svoje zastave.

655
00:33:47,759 --> 00:33:48,960
Jeste li ikada bili tamo?

656
00:33:49,394 --> 00:33:51,763
Tamo sam proveo ljeto
kada sam imao deset godina.

657
00:33:51,763 --> 00:33:52,764
Oh, stvarno?
Da.

658
00:33:52,764 --> 00:33:53,831
Kako je bilo?

659
00:33:54,332 --> 00:33:56,534
Bila je to druga planeta.

660
00:33:56,534 --> 00:33:58,503
Mogu zamisliti.

661
00:33:59,170 --> 00:34:01,139
da, ponekad,

662
00:34:01,139 --> 00:34:03,641
znaš, ne znam
gde se osećam više...

663
00:34:47,018 --> 00:34:48,719
[smeje se]

664
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:50,420
koji kurac?

665
00:34:50,420 --> 00:34:51,289
Ništa.

666
00:34:51,489 --> 00:34:53,824
Ovo ti nije prvi put
sa devojkom, zar ne?

667
00:34:53,824 --> 00:34:55,693
Ne, bio sam sa mnogo devojaka.

668
00:34:56,159 --> 00:34:57,128
Mislim da jeste.

669
00:34:57,462 --> 00:35:00,765
Sa puno i puno
i puno devojaka, ja sam...

670
00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:02,366
[uzdahne]

671
00:35:11,175 --> 00:35:11,776
Znaš, jesam
pitanje za tebe.

672
00:35:14,912 --> 00:35:16,814
Gdje je romantika u islamu?

673
00:35:16,814 --> 00:35:17,815
Romantika?

674
00:35:17,815 --> 00:35:20,985
Da. Strast, Yusef.

675
00:35:20,985 --> 00:35:22,987
Strast. uh, pa,

676
00:35:22,987 --> 00:35:24,922
dobiješ, uh...

677
00:35:25,456 --> 00:35:27,258
Ti... izlaziš
nakon što se udaš.

678
00:35:27,892 --> 00:35:30,027
Da. Zaista je teško
da objasnim...

679
00:35:30,027 --> 00:35:31,963
Ali to je islamski način?

680
00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:33,865
Da. Da.

681
00:35:33,865 --> 00:35:35,700
Valjda da.
Ne znam.

682
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,102
To ne znači
imalo smisla za mene.

683
00:35:38,102 --> 00:35:40,104
Pa, maženje
sa slučajnim momcima,

684
00:35:40,104 --> 00:35:42,140
pijan na zabavi,
nema smisla za mene.

685
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:44,442
[ruga se]
U redu.

686
00:35:44,442 --> 00:35:46,377
Da, čuo sam te za to.

687
00:35:48,379 --> 00:35:49,714
Šta je opet tvoj smjer?

688
00:35:51,849 --> 00:35:53,518
Inženjering.
U redu. Zašto?

689
00:35:53,718 --> 00:35:57,121
Šta... Jer... Ne znam.
o cemu pricas?

690
00:35:57,121 --> 00:35:58,656
Da li je to nešto što
ti si strastven?

691
00:35:58,656 --> 00:36:01,159
Ili je to nešto
tvoji roditelji žele da to uradiš?

692
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:03,161
o cemu pricas?
ne pretpostavljaj...

693
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,929
Oh, sranje, Yusef.
znaš bilo šta o meni,

694
00:36:04,929 --> 00:36:06,664
jer nemaš.
Bože!

695
00:36:06,664 --> 00:36:08,199
Sranje, Jusefe!

696
00:36:08,199 --> 00:36:09,967
imaš penis,
kurac u tim pantalonama.

697
00:36:09,967 --> 00:36:13,104
Znam da znaš. Vi
Ne mogu to sakriti, Jusefe. sta?

698
00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:14,972
Znaš šta?
Zabrljali ste, ok?

699
00:36:14,972 --> 00:36:16,274
Zabrljao sam?
Da, zabrljali ste.

700
00:36:16,641 --> 00:36:20,178
I... I, znaš,
da li si ikada bio musliman?

701
00:36:22,914 --> 00:36:25,049
[ruga se]

702
00:36:25,049 --> 00:36:26,717
[vrata se otvaraju]

703
00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:46,103
[kucati na vrata]

704
00:36:46,103 --> 00:36:48,639
Uđi.

705
00:36:48,639 --> 00:36:50,208
Yusef?
Da?

706
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:51,609
kako si?

707
00:36:51,609 --> 00:36:53,778
Čovječe, ima povraćanja
i pišam svuda.

708
00:36:53,778 --> 00:36:54,946
Oh, žao mi je. ja...

709
00:36:56,247 --> 00:36:57,415
ja, uh...

710
00:36:58,416 --> 00:37:00,084
Mogu ti pomoći da ga očistiš.

711
00:37:00,484 --> 00:37:02,787
Ja ću
idi spremi se za Isha'a.

712
00:37:02,787 --> 00:37:04,922
Hoćeš da mi se pridružiš?

713
00:37:09,927 --> 00:37:12,897
[Žena stenje]

714
00:37:28,879 --> 00:37:29,880
koji kurac?

715
00:37:30,881 --> 00:37:32,250
Hej, šta ima, čovječe?

716
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,884
Ti jebeni narkoman
govno!

717
00:37:33,884 --> 00:37:35,019
Omar, stani.

718
00:37:35,019 --> 00:37:37,021
[vikanje]
[gruntanje]

719
00:37:37,021 --> 00:37:39,757
Omar, gušiš ga!

720
00:37:39,757 --> 00:37:41,659
[vikanje]

721
00:37:41,659 --> 00:37:44,428
Mogao bih te ubiti odmah!
Šta si jebote mogao da uradiš?

722
00:37:44,428 --> 00:37:47,265
Gdje je sada tvoj skriveni imam?
ha?

723
00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:48,833
Šiitsko govno!

724
00:37:49,934 --> 00:37:51,969
[Yusef]
Gušiš ga!

725
00:37:51,969 --> 00:37:53,604
[gruntanje]

726
00:37:53,604 --> 00:37:56,340
Želiš se jebati u mom krevetu, ti
prljavi kurac? Gušiš ga!

727
00:37:56,340 --> 00:38:00,077
Hajde, Umar. pusti ga,
pusti ga, pusti ga.

728
00:38:00,077 --> 00:38:02,380
Hajde.
Jebi ga!

729
00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:03,781
Ti ludi kretenu!

730
00:38:03,781 --> 00:38:05,916
Jebem ti mater... Jebem ti mater,
šta si mi rekao?

731
00:38:05,916 --> 00:38:06,651
Hej, kad je bio Mustafa
ovde niko nije zajebao
moj krevet, govno jedno!

732
00:38:06,651 --> 00:38:07,118
Jebi ga!

733
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:07,685
[linija zvoni]

734
00:38:08,219 --> 00:38:09,553
[na sekretarici]
Zdravo. Ovo je Yusef.

735
00:38:09,553 --> 00:38:11,689
Žao mi je što ne mogu odgovoriti
telefon odmah.

736
00:38:11,689 --> 00:38:13,324
Molimo ostavite poruku [bip]

737
00:38:14,191 --> 00:38:15,726
[žena]
Yusef bita, gde si?

738
00:38:15,726 --> 00:38:17,862
Zašto uzimaš dane
da mi uzvratim poziv?

739
00:38:17,862 --> 00:38:20,464
Je li sve u redu?
Molim te nazovi me.

740
00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:22,199
Tvoj otac se uzrujava.

741
00:38:22,199 --> 00:38:23,934
Khudhafiz.

742
00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:29,940
Umar je jebeni kurac.

743
00:38:30,207 --> 00:38:31,475
Da, jeste.

744
00:38:31,909 --> 00:38:33,577
Mislim, jebeni kurac.

745
00:38:34,945 --> 00:38:37,315
Da.

746
00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:39,417
Kuća nije ista
bez Amazing Ayyub, čovječe,

747
00:38:39,417 --> 00:38:40,418
Reći ću ti to.

748
00:38:42,086 --> 00:38:43,521
Nedostaje mi taj jebeni tip.

749
00:38:44,088 --> 00:38:45,489
Insh'Allah, on će se vratiti.

750
00:38:45,489 --> 00:38:48,359
Da. Insh'Allah.

751
00:38:52,596 --> 00:38:54,598
U redu, sad me udari
jedan dubok, u redu?

752
00:38:54,598 --> 00:38:57,802
Ali na isti način na koji sam ti rekao,
u redu? U redu.

753
00:38:57,802 --> 00:38:59,737
U redu, spremni? Idi.

754
00:39:02,206 --> 00:39:04,442
[udarac]
Izvini.

755
00:39:12,683 --> 00:39:14,819
sinoć,
Imao sam san da sam, uh,

756
00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:16,854
pije sa Johnny Cashom.

757
00:39:17,922 --> 00:39:20,091
Stvarno?
Da.

758
00:39:21,492 --> 00:39:22,927
Jeste li ikada slušali Johnnyja Casha?

759
00:39:24,395 --> 00:39:27,198
Ne. Ne slušam
u zemlju.

760
00:39:27,631 --> 00:39:29,867
Ne, Johnny Cash
nije zemlja, čoveče.

761
00:39:31,402 --> 00:39:34,004
Johnny Cash je veći
nego zemlja.

762
00:39:34,872 --> 00:39:37,141
Johnny Cash je
jebeno sranje, čoveče.

763
00:39:37,141 --> 00:39:39,076
Johnny Cash vlada svijetom!

764
00:39:41,345 --> 00:39:42,480
Pa, nisam to znao.

765
00:39:42,847 --> 00:39:44,982
Nisi znao, čoveče.
Sad znaš.

766
00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:48,185
Pa o čemu je bio san?

767
00:39:48,185 --> 00:39:49,420
Bili smo u baru.

768
00:39:49,420 --> 00:39:51,155
Sjedimo
na par stolica,

769
00:39:51,155 --> 00:39:53,557
pucanje, smeh.

770
00:39:55,459 --> 00:39:58,562
I samo sam poželio da mogu
neka bude tako jebeno loš, čoveče.

771
00:40:00,464 --> 00:40:02,733
Htio sam biti Johnny Cash
više od svega.

772
00:40:03,934 --> 00:40:05,469
Samo je sjedio tamo,
i bio je tako jebeno star

773
00:40:05,469 --> 00:40:06,036
i uvenuo.

774
00:40:06,771 --> 00:40:07,304
Mogao sam da vidim 10.000 godina
bola i života na njegovom licu.

775
00:40:07,938 --> 00:40:08,739
Bolelo me iznutra
tako loše, čoveče.

776
00:40:20,885 --> 00:40:22,086
Tako loše.

777
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:25,489
Hteo sam da budem on
tako jebeno loše.

778
00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:29,126
Jebeni svaki muškarac
izvan vremena i mjesta.

779
00:40:29,126 --> 00:40:30,194
To je on.

780
00:40:36,567 --> 00:40:38,636
Ne mogu biti taj tip, znaš,

781
00:40:39,303 --> 00:40:41,005
samo razgovara sa svima.

782
00:40:42,606 --> 00:40:44,708
Previše zamotan
u mom kombinovanju

783
00:40:44,708 --> 00:40:48,846
obespravljenih
subkulture, čoveče.

784
00:40:52,049 --> 00:40:54,051
Prokletstvo.

785
00:40:57,888 --> 00:40:59,123
Da, mali sam.

786
00:41:00,858 --> 00:41:02,960
Jebeno mali.

787
00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:14,071
Jebeno mali.
[mrmlja]

788
00:41:21,645 --> 00:41:23,113
Zaista ću to učiniti, čovječe.

789
00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:25,850
Učiniti šta?
Napravi šou.

790
00:41:28,686 --> 00:41:31,422
Da, punk šou.
Muslimanska pank emisija.

791
00:41:31,422 --> 00:41:33,290
Punk show.

792
00:41:33,290 --> 00:41:34,758
Pozovite taqwacore bendove
na zapadu.

793
00:41:34,758 --> 00:41:36,660
Nađi datum
kada svi budu uspeli.

794
00:41:37,361 --> 00:41:39,930
Mislim da može upaliti.
Da. Gdje?

795
00:41:40,297 --> 00:41:42,700
Bilo gde, čoveče.

796
00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:45,569
Ko bi došao?
Došla bi tona ljudi.

797
00:41:45,870 --> 00:41:48,739
Hajde.
Imamo gomilu muslimana

798
00:41:48,739 --> 00:41:51,675
dolazi u kuću
Petak popodne za molitve.

799
00:41:51,675 --> 00:41:53,177
Da.
Mnogo kufr pankera

800
00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:54,778
dolazi u kuću
Petak uveče.

801
00:41:54,778 --> 00:41:56,647
Nabavite ih sve na jednom mjestu
u isto vreme.

802
00:41:56,647 --> 00:41:57,982
To je puno glava.

803
00:42:00,584 --> 00:42:03,187
Ovo sranje će se dogoditi.

804
00:42:03,187 --> 00:42:04,788
U redu.

805
00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:40,024
[Jehangir]
♪ Allahu

806
00:42:40,024 --> 00:42:41,625
♪ Allahu

807
00:42:41,625 --> 00:42:44,528
♪ Allahu Akbar

808
00:42:44,528 --> 00:42:47,998
♪ Allahu

809
00:42:47,998 --> 00:42:50,935
♪ Allahu Akbar

810
00:42:50,935 --> 00:42:55,906
♪ Allahu

811
00:42:56,840 --> 00:43:01,812
♪ Akbar

812
00:43:02,479 --> 00:43:07,685
♪ Allahu

813
00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:13,624
♪ Akbar

814
00:43:14,124 --> 00:43:16,894
♪ [vokaliziranje]

815
00:43:26,070 --> 00:43:27,071
Ah!

816
00:43:27,071 --> 00:43:28,772
Odustani zbog gđice Muzzy.
[navijanje]

817
00:43:29,139 --> 00:43:31,508
Hajde, dušo.
Odustani zbog gđice Muzzy.

818
00:43:31,508 --> 00:43:32,843
Hajde!

819
00:43:32,843 --> 00:43:34,778
Izvoli.
Izvoli.

820
00:43:34,778 --> 00:43:36,547
Beautiful. Beautiful.

821
00:43:36,547 --> 00:43:38,415
U redu.
Pravilan uvod.

822
00:43:38,415 --> 00:43:40,417
Jusef, ovo je Muzzamil.

823
00:43:40,417 --> 00:43:42,019
Rekao sam ti za njega
prije nekoliko sedmica.

824
00:43:42,019 --> 00:43:43,320
Zdravo, ja sam Yusef.

825
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,756
Zovi me gđa Muzzy.
[smijeh]

826
00:43:46,757 --> 00:43:49,059
Yusef Jaan, nećeš
vjeruj, čovječe.

827
00:43:49,059 --> 00:43:51,562
Muzzy nam govori o tome
taqwacore scena u San Franu.

828
00:43:51,562 --> 00:43:55,265
Pa, to je samo nekoliko
bendova trenutno, ali jeste
puno dobre energije.

829
00:43:55,265 --> 00:43:57,801
Da? Pa ko su
najveći tamo?

830
00:43:57,801 --> 00:43:59,970
Uglavnom Ghilmanovi.
Sranje.

831
00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:01,472
Oni jebeni rok.
Uh-huh.

832
00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:03,674
Da, pokušavam da ih izvučem
na moju emisiju ove zime.

833
00:44:03,674 --> 00:44:05,776
Oh, to bi bilo jebeno vruće.

834
00:44:05,776 --> 00:44:08,278
Znate koji je drugi
dobar bend na koji treba obratiti pažnju?

835
00:44:08,278 --> 00:44:09,947
Guantanamo Bay Packers.

836
00:44:09,947 --> 00:44:11,915
Imaju zaista dobre pesme.

837
00:44:11,915 --> 00:44:13,584
Zato pokušajte da ih izvadite
takođe, ok?

838
00:44:13,584 --> 00:44:14,985
Hej. Insh'Allah.

839
00:44:14,985 --> 00:44:17,388
Dakle, gospođo Muzzy, recite mi,
zašto bi iko

840
00:44:17,388 --> 00:44:19,857
napustiti San Francisco
za ovu jebenu rupu?

841
00:44:19,857 --> 00:44:23,460
Hajde. Pa, mogla je
otišao u Berkeley ili tako nešto.

842
00:44:23,460 --> 00:44:25,796
Pa, to je zanimljivo
mala priča iza toga.

843
00:44:25,796 --> 00:44:28,298
Vidite, moji roditelji vjeruju

844
00:44:28,298 --> 00:44:31,669
ako bi me mogao odvesti
od gejeva,

845
00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:33,904
mogao bi uzeti gej
iz mene. [smijeh]

846
00:44:34,538 --> 00:44:37,808
Dakle, oni su kao,
tako smiješno.

847
00:44:39,743 --> 00:44:42,012
[smijeh se nastavlja]

848
00:44:43,547 --> 00:44:45,916
Yusef y'akhi.

849
00:44:47,084 --> 00:44:50,354
Dakle, ideš sa mnom
večeras? Uh, da, da.

850
00:44:50,354 --> 00:44:52,189
Pa, uh, gde idete?

851
00:44:53,524 --> 00:44:54,992
Rochester Mosque.

852
00:44:54,992 --> 00:44:56,593
Oh.

853
00:44:56,860 --> 00:44:59,963
Šta, uh, nismo pozvani?

854
00:44:59,963 --> 00:45:02,366
Želim da se molim.
[Fasiq] I ja, čovječe.

855
00:45:04,168 --> 00:45:05,436
ha?

856
00:45:05,436 --> 00:45:08,806
Ne mogu da verujem da uzimam
vi nakaze u mesdžid.

857
00:45:08,806 --> 00:45:10,541
Au, kako god, brate.

858
00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:12,276
Barem djevojku
odlučio da ne dođe.

859
00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:15,779
Samo nemojte nikome reći gđo.
Muzzy je gej, i bićemo dobro.

860
00:45:15,779 --> 00:45:17,381
Ne radi to oko mene.
Idemo. Hajde.

861
00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:18,849
Idemo.
koji kurac?

862
00:45:18,849 --> 00:45:21,452
Bez piva i trave u džamiji.

863
00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:24,755
Ne bih pušio u džamiji.

864
00:45:25,022 --> 00:45:28,258
Ne hvala.
[mrmlja]

865
00:45:28,258 --> 00:45:29,626
Oh. Iznenadjenje.

866
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:32,796
Šta ima, tata? Hoćeš
osjećam se u mojoj mački i
vidi šta je unutra?

867
00:45:32,796 --> 00:45:36,300
Začepi. iskreno,
ne danas. Au.

868
00:45:36,300 --> 00:45:39,703
Hej, skini šminku.

869
00:45:39,703 --> 00:45:41,338
Nema gej materijala.

870
00:45:41,338 --> 00:45:44,208
Nema pederske pornografije u mom autu.
Začepi jebote.

871
00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:46,977
Izvini.
Morao sam da promenim pantalone

872
00:45:46,977 --> 00:45:48,779
i obukao moje lepe pantalone.

873
00:45:48,779 --> 00:45:50,347
jesi li dobro?

874
00:46:12,903 --> 00:46:15,806
[Jehangir]
Volim mesdžide, čoveče.

875
00:46:15,806 --> 00:46:17,908
Nema statua, nema slika.

876
00:46:18,375 --> 00:46:21,145
Ništa ti nije nametnuto.
Ništa ti nije na putu.

877
00:46:21,912 --> 00:46:24,314
[Ms. Muzzy]
Znaš, jedina stvar

878
00:46:24,314 --> 00:46:27,050
zbog toga mi je bilo neprijatno
u mesdžidima su bili ljudi.

879
00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:29,920
Bez njih ovde,
nije tako loše.

880
00:46:32,656 --> 00:46:35,793
[Umar]
Trebali bismo napraviti dva nafl rekata

881
00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:38,262
iz poštovanja prema mesdžidu.

882
00:46:57,915 --> 00:46:59,950
[šapuće]
Psst. Hej. Dođi ovamo.

883
00:46:59,950 --> 00:47:01,885
sta je to

884
00:47:02,085 --> 00:47:04,788
Moj poklon mesdžidu.

885
00:47:04,788 --> 00:47:06,023
To je roman.

886
00:47:06,423 --> 00:47:07,691
Prvi pank roman.

887
00:47:07,691 --> 00:47:09,193
Punk roman?
Da.

888
00:47:09,459 --> 00:47:11,695
Ovaj klinac, Gideon Sams...

889
00:47:11,695 --> 00:47:13,497
Imao je 14 godina kada ju je napisao.

890
00:47:14,064 --> 00:47:15,532
Čitajući ovu knjigu...

891
00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:20,771
To je kao da slušate Sahabu.

892
00:47:20,771 --> 00:47:22,806
ko zna ko ce ga naci,
znaš

893
00:47:22,806 --> 00:47:24,942
Da.
Možda neko kul.

894
00:47:24,942 --> 00:47:25,475
Da li je napisao još nešto?

895
00:47:25,776 --> 00:47:26,310
Sheikh Sams?
Da.

896
00:47:26,543 --> 00:47:26,877
Mislim da nije.

897
00:47:27,110 --> 00:47:27,678
Umro je kada je imao 26 godina.

898
00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:28,245
26?

899
00:47:28,245 --> 00:47:28,846
26.

900
00:47:32,983 --> 00:47:43,193
Da. Na pankera se nije mislilo
biti nešto veliko, znaš?

901
00:47:45,495 --> 00:47:46,597
Jednostavno se desilo.

902
00:47:48,131 --> 00:47:50,701
Nekako se desilo.

903
00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:52,903
Alejhe selam.

904
00:48:07,651 --> 00:48:09,286
Y'akhi.
ha?

905
00:48:09,286 --> 00:48:12,222
Dobro je ležati
sa glavom okrenutom prema qibli.

906
00:48:12,222 --> 00:48:15,058
U redu.
Tačno, tačno, tačno.

907
00:48:27,037 --> 00:48:28,672
Šta imaš tamo, Pakistan?

908
00:48:30,474 --> 00:48:31,708
To je povjerljivi odjeljak

909
00:48:31,708 --> 00:48:34,344
gde roditelji traže odgovarajuće
partneri za svoju djecu.

910
00:48:34,344 --> 00:48:36,513
Šališ se, zar ne?
br.

911
00:48:37,314 --> 00:48:39,917
Uzmi ovaj.
„Egipatski roditelji traže

912
00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:42,019
„za prepisku
za njihovu ćerku.

913
00:48:42,352 --> 00:48:44,321
"Tražim arapsko porijeklo,
rođen u SAD,

914
00:48:44,321 --> 00:48:47,024
nikad oženjen, i a
profesionalac u oblasti medicine."

915
00:48:47,424 --> 00:48:49,026
Vau.

916
00:48:49,026 --> 00:48:51,161
Ovi ljudi su ludi.
Da.

917
00:48:51,428 --> 00:48:53,964
Možete li zamisliti ako
mi smo odgovorili na njih
postove? [smeje se]

918
00:48:54,998 --> 00:48:56,400
[zvono na vratima]

919
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,802
As'salaamu alejkum.
Ja sam Yusef. uh...

920
00:48:58,802 --> 00:49:00,804
pakistansko, sunitsko porijeklo,

921
00:49:00,804 --> 00:49:03,040
student mašinstva,
i dobra porodica.

922
00:49:03,373 --> 00:49:04,675
[zvono na vratima]

923
00:49:04,675 --> 00:49:06,543
As'salaamu alejkum.

924
00:49:06,543 --> 00:49:08,178
Ja sam Fasiq.

925
00:49:08,178 --> 00:49:12,015
Bez diplome, ali, uh,
Ja sam u farmaciji.

926
00:49:12,015 --> 00:49:14,484
[zvono na vratima]
Hej. As'salaamu alejkum, tetka.

927
00:49:14,484 --> 00:49:18,155
Ja sam Jehangir.
Ovde sam da se udam, um...

928
00:49:18,155 --> 00:49:20,357
Šta je bilo od tvoje ćerke
ime opet?

929
00:49:20,357 --> 00:49:21,558
[zvono na vratima]

930
00:49:21,558 --> 00:49:22,960
As'salaamu alejkum.

931
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,095
Ja sam Umar.
Vaš oglas je haram.

932
00:49:25,095 --> 00:49:26,163
[zvono na vratima]

933
00:49:26,163 --> 00:49:27,497
Marhaba, ja sam Muzzy.

934
00:49:27,497 --> 00:49:29,967
Došao sam da sednem
na licu tvog sina.

935
00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:31,702
U redu.

936
00:49:31,702 --> 00:49:33,637
Okrećemo se
u suru Al-Nur,

937
00:49:33,637 --> 00:49:35,172
35. ajet.

938
00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:40,744
[čitanje naglas
na stranom jeziku]

939
00:49:50,253 --> 00:49:53,757
Fasiq, brate,
molim te budi budna.

940
00:49:53,757 --> 00:49:55,592
Izvini, Umar.

941
00:49:55,592 --> 00:49:58,762
Mash'Allah.

942
00:49:58,762 --> 00:50:00,197
Allah Subhanehu wa-ta'ala

943
00:50:00,197 --> 00:50:02,733
je svjetlost nebesa
i zemlju.

944
00:50:03,900 --> 00:50:06,403
Allah Subhanehu wa-ta'ala.

945
00:50:06,403 --> 00:50:09,439
Svetlost je kao lampa
unutar niše.

946
00:50:15,779 --> 00:50:18,315
[uzdahne]

947
00:50:18,315 --> 00:50:20,250
Hajdemo samo klanjati Fajr
i idi kući.

948
00:50:24,488 --> 00:50:28,058
Jehangir, jesi li trezan?

949
00:50:28,058 --> 00:50:29,526
Trezan kakav si, čoveče.

950
00:50:31,161 --> 00:50:33,230
Hoćeš da vodiš?

951
00:50:34,765 --> 00:50:36,333
Da.

952
00:50:45,909 --> 00:50:48,211
Allahu Akbar.

953
00:50:52,916 --> 00:50:55,786
[Čovek na TV] Sada, oni
reci da je tvoja knjiga
pionir potpuno novog islama.

954
00:50:55,786 --> 00:50:59,523
Sigurno primaš
sve vrste prijetnji smrću
od ljutih muhamedanaca.

955
00:50:59,523 --> 00:51:02,092
[Žena] Pa, nije
lako biti glas
moje generacije,

956
00:51:02,092 --> 00:51:04,995
ali mislim da je moja borba
je vratiti pravi islam

957
00:51:04,995 --> 00:51:08,365
od onih koji imaju
uzeo ga za taoca, ili
oteo, ako hoćete.

958
00:51:08,365 --> 00:51:11,334
Muslimani. Oni samo žele
zaključati te u kuću, zar ne?

959
00:51:11,334 --> 00:51:13,737
Apsolutno.
Da su imali svoj put,

960
00:51:13,737 --> 00:51:16,039
Bio bih pod jednim od
te užasne džakove

961
00:51:16,039 --> 00:51:17,841
koje teraju svoje žene da nose.

962
00:51:24,748 --> 00:51:26,016
[Nevjerovatna Ayyub se smije]

963
00:51:26,016 --> 00:51:27,517
[šapuće]
Hej.

964
00:51:27,517 --> 00:51:28,718
Yo.

965
00:51:30,020 --> 00:51:31,955
kako si?
Ja sam dobro.

966
00:51:32,222 --> 00:51:33,723
Slušaj, doneo sam ti nešto.

967
00:51:34,124 --> 00:51:35,926
Dva, uh...

968
00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:37,427
[smeje se]

969
00:51:37,727 --> 00:51:41,198
Dva petka od sada,
Održaću propoved.

970
00:51:41,198 --> 00:51:43,133
Želim te tamo, ok?
Naravno.

971
00:51:43,133 --> 00:51:45,602
I želim tebe
da ovo predstavim Omeru.

972
00:51:45,602 --> 00:51:48,638
Ovako ćeš
vrati se u kucu.
Pročitaj ovo kasnije, u redu?

973
00:51:48,638 --> 00:51:51,108
Ali šta god da je ovde,
Želim da mi se javiš.

974
00:51:51,341 --> 00:51:53,043
U redu?
Vratit ćeš se u kuću.

975
00:51:53,043 --> 00:51:54,911
Sve će biti dobro.
U redu?

976
00:51:54,911 --> 00:51:57,347
Čovječe, kako će, jebo te, Umar
pusti me nazad u kuću, čoveče?

977
00:51:57,347 --> 00:51:59,182
Ponaša se kao da poseduje to sranje.

978
00:52:00,050 --> 00:52:01,518
Jebeš to, čoveče.
Jebi Omar.

979
00:52:01,518 --> 00:52:03,787
Nikad mi neće dozvoliti
nazad u kuću, čoveče.

980
00:52:04,020 --> 00:52:04,855
Ne, ne, ne, ne.

981
00:52:05,455 --> 00:52:07,190
Jebeš Umara?
Ok, jebi se.

982
00:52:07,657 --> 00:52:11,094
Ja? Čovječe, ja nisam jebeni nacista
govno kao on, čoveče.

983
00:52:11,094 --> 00:52:13,130
Jebi se. Zvao me je
šiitsko govno.

984
00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:14,931
On je jebeni nacista,
brate. Jebi se.

985
00:52:14,931 --> 00:52:16,266
On je jebeni licemjer.
Jebi se.

986
00:52:16,266 --> 00:52:17,701
Sve ima tetovaže
preko njegovog tela. Jebi se.

987
00:52:17,701 --> 00:52:20,770
To je haram kao a
drkadžijo, čovječe. Jebi se.

988
00:52:20,770 --> 00:52:21,771
Jebi se.

989
00:52:21,771 --> 00:52:24,808
Čega ste spremni da odustanete
biti u toj kuci?

990
00:52:26,877 --> 00:52:28,445
Razmisli o tome, čovječe.

991
00:52:29,646 --> 00:52:32,782
Pročitajte to.
Vidimo se za dve nedelje.

992
00:52:32,782 --> 00:52:34,417
U redu?
U redu.

993
00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:39,289
[brbljanje]

994
00:52:39,289 --> 00:52:41,658
[Fatima klikće jezikom]
Prestani.

995
00:52:41,658 --> 00:52:43,660
Ove glupe kučke
sa svim ovim airbrushing.

996
00:52:43,660 --> 00:52:44,761
Kao da je sve ovo stvarno.
[smejanje]

997
00:52:45,095 --> 00:52:48,298
Kako to zaista može biti
nečije usne? To je
kao... [zujanje]

998
00:52:48,298 --> 00:52:50,300
Gross. To je poziv
kolagen, dušo.

999
00:52:50,867 --> 00:52:53,970
Neke bijele ribe to rade. Oni
nema naše lepe etničke usne.

1000
00:52:54,304 --> 00:52:56,706
Bijelci samo moraju staviti malo,
kao, svinjsko sranje tamo.

1001
00:52:56,706 --> 00:52:58,575
Malo te svinjske masti.
[Rabeya se smije]

1002
00:52:59,309 --> 00:53:01,077
Dakle, Yusef, kao,
šta ti se sviđa

1003
00:53:01,077 --> 00:53:03,813
Da li ti se sviđaju devojke sa
velike debele usne, kao,
tamo dole ili ovde gore ili...

1004
00:53:04,781 --> 00:53:05,649
[smijeh]

1005
00:53:05,649 --> 00:53:07,717
šta ti se sviđa
da drkam, dušo?

1006
00:53:08,451 --> 00:53:09,519
hm...

1007
00:53:09,519 --> 00:53:11,922
Mislim da si dirnuo živac!

1008
00:53:11,922 --> 00:53:14,691
Jusefe, zar ne drkaš?

1009
00:53:15,158 --> 00:53:17,194
To nije lepo pitanje
pitati nekoga.

1010
00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:19,696
Oh, ne!
Ohh!

1011
00:53:19,696 --> 00:53:21,798
[Rabeya] Sviđa ti se
devojke, zar ne? Naravno.

1012
00:53:21,798 --> 00:53:23,066
Ali ti ne radiš nikome?

1013
00:53:23,066 --> 00:53:25,835
Ne, ne radim nikome.
Bože, Jusefe!

1014
00:53:25,835 --> 00:53:28,905
Ti si jedini student druge godine
u ovoj školi ko je
nikada nije dodirnuo njegov penis!

1015
00:53:28,905 --> 00:53:31,608
[Ms. Muzzy] Oh, čovječe! Yusef,
moraš se pobrinuti za to.

1016
00:53:31,608 --> 00:53:34,544
Ne volim sebe
zlostavljanje, i vi momci
ni to ne bi trebalo da radim.

1017
00:53:34,544 --> 00:53:38,114
Dušo, nije zlostavljanje.
Zabavno je.

1018
00:53:38,114 --> 00:53:41,184
[Rabeya] Reći ću ti
šta fali ne
masturbira, Yusef.

1019
00:53:41,184 --> 00:53:42,819
Ako zadržiš to sranje
u tebi,

1020
00:53:42,819 --> 00:53:45,021
otrovat će te i učiniti
radiš sjebane stvari.

1021
00:53:45,021 --> 00:53:47,490
Pogledajte katoličke sveštenike.
[Ms. Muzzy] Čekaj malo.

1022
00:53:47,490 --> 00:53:52,662
Sačekaj malo.
Fatima je bila tiha.

1023
00:53:52,662 --> 00:53:54,564
Tiho kao mimičar.

1024
00:53:54,564 --> 00:53:55,398
Uh-huh.

1025
00:53:56,566 --> 00:53:58,001
[smijeh]

1026
00:53:58,001 --> 00:54:00,403
sta?
Ja... ja ne znam ništa.

1027
00:54:00,403 --> 00:54:03,340
Mislim da je kod muškaraca drugačije
nego za devojke.

1028
00:54:03,340 --> 00:54:04,708
Oh, umukni! Možda, ali
šta to ima veze

1029
00:54:04,708 --> 00:54:06,776
sa strahom od dodirivanja
tvoja jebena anatomija?

1030
00:54:06,776 --> 00:54:09,346
Dušo, znaš kako to radi,
zar ne? Jesi li pogledao dole?

1031
00:54:09,346 --> 00:54:13,516
Stani! Isuse. Da, znam.
Znaš da ne moraš
ubaciti nešto unutra, zar ne?

1032
00:54:13,516 --> 00:54:14,985
Da!

1033
00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:17,354
Nisi ništa naučio
u seksu?

1034
00:54:17,354 --> 00:54:21,157
Izvela me mama
škola te nedelje. Oh, Bože!

1035
00:54:21,157 --> 00:54:22,892
Naravno da ju je izvela.

1036
00:54:22,892 --> 00:54:24,361
Ona je, kao, "O, ne. Bože
ćerka će videti penis.

1037
00:54:24,361 --> 00:54:26,029
Ne možemo dozvoliti da se to dogodi."
[Rabeya] U redu.

1038
00:54:26,029 --> 00:54:29,399
Moraćemo da preformulišemo
i uradi malo va-jay-jay 101!

1039
00:54:29,399 --> 00:54:31,868
[svi kukaju] U redu. I
trebao bi ići. Trebalo bi da idem.

1040
00:54:31,868 --> 00:54:34,471
Napisat ću par
stvari na crno...
Oh, imamo begunca.

1041
00:54:34,471 --> 00:54:37,340
U redu. Stvarno bih trebao ići
i... i radi na mom papiru.

1042
00:54:37,607 --> 00:54:39,476
Dolazi sutra.
Ne, Jusefe. Drži se.

1043
00:54:39,476 --> 00:54:41,811
Mogao bi nešto naučiti
ili dva od mene.

1044
00:54:41,811 --> 00:54:44,247
Rabeya, Rabeya, moramo
prvo očisti paučinu,

1045
00:54:44,247 --> 00:54:46,449
pa pustimo momka.
Stani!

1046
00:54:46,449 --> 00:54:48,952
To je zaista neprikladno,
Muzzy. Hvala, gospođo Muzzy.

1047
00:54:48,952 --> 00:54:50,487
Čekaj. Daj mi to.

1048
00:54:52,555 --> 00:54:54,591
Vama je ovo potrebnije nego njima.

1049
00:54:55,091 --> 00:54:56,359
Prokletstvo!

1050
00:54:56,359 --> 00:54:59,262
Vaginalna lekcija broj jedan je:
ovo je tampon.

1051
00:54:59,262 --> 00:55:01,264
[Ms. Muzzy] Ooh, to je
dobar. Hvala.

1052
00:55:01,264 --> 00:55:03,433
[Fatima] Ne koristim
one. Tamponi ne

1053
00:55:03,433 --> 00:55:05,302
da te razdvojim, u redu?

1054
00:55:05,302 --> 00:55:07,904
Čak i ako je himen
je slomljen tamponom,

1055
00:55:07,904 --> 00:55:09,939
to ne znači
nisi više djevica.

1056
00:55:09,939 --> 00:55:13,310
Recite zbogom maxi pad.
Tamponi dolaze!

1057
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:45,535
[dahće]

1058
00:56:45,535 --> 00:56:47,704
[Čovek na telefonu] Jusef?
As'salaamu alejkum.

1059
00:56:48,004 --> 00:56:50,673
Kojim danima ćeš
vraćaš se kući ovog semestra?

1060
00:56:50,673 --> 00:56:53,309
Abu, mislim da ću ostati
u Buffalu tokom pauza.

1061
00:56:53,309 --> 00:56:55,945
Zašto, Jusefe?
Koji je razlog da ostanete?

1062
00:56:55,945 --> 00:56:57,614
ja samo...
Samo želim da se družim ovde.

1063
00:56:57,614 --> 00:57:00,283
Družite se? Šta radi
to znači "družiti se"?

1064
00:57:00,283 --> 00:57:02,218
Abu, moram da idem.
Moram uhvatiti autobus.

1065
00:57:02,218 --> 00:57:03,553
Yusef! Yusef,
ne požuri me!

1066
00:57:03,553 --> 00:57:05,054
Izvini. Izvini.
Moram da idem!

1067
00:57:05,054 --> 00:57:06,990
[kliknite]
Yusef?

1068
00:57:06,990 --> 00:57:08,091
Astagfur'Allah!

1069
00:57:08,091 --> 00:57:10,126
[vikanje]

1070
00:57:10,126 --> 00:57:11,828
Jebem ti... jebi ga...

1071
00:57:11,828 --> 00:57:14,898
Stani, stani, stani.
Stani! Stani!

1072
00:57:14,898 --> 00:57:17,700
Stani, stani, stani, stani.
Jusefe, pusti ga!

1073
00:57:17,700 --> 00:57:20,503
Pusti me. Pusti me da razgovaram
njega, pusti me da razgovaram s njim.

1074
00:57:20,770 --> 00:57:22,839
Ne, ti pričaj odavde,
u redu? U redu?

1075
00:57:23,106 --> 00:57:25,108
Moje jebene posteljine su i dalje
umrljano zbog njega.

1076
00:57:25,108 --> 00:57:27,477
Moje jebene posteljine su
i dalje umrljano jer
od tebe! Znaš to?

1077
00:57:27,477 --> 00:57:30,547
Jebi ga, brate! Koliko
jebena vremena moram
reci da mi je jebeno žao?

1078
00:57:30,547 --> 00:57:32,615
„Oslobodite se
od nepravednih predrasuda

1079
00:57:32,615 --> 00:57:35,919
prema određenim sektama."
Jebe mi se za to!

1080
00:57:35,919 --> 00:57:39,556
Čovječe, ovo je službeno
fetva šejha Mahmuda Šaltuta!

1081
00:57:39,856 --> 00:57:41,291
O cemu jebote pricas?

1082
00:57:42,091 --> 00:57:44,027
Omar, slušaj me.
Slušaj me! [vikanje]

1083
00:57:44,027 --> 00:57:44,761
Smiri se.

1084
00:57:45,695 --> 00:57:47,730
Zaista ćeš poreći
bratsku molitvu petkom?

1085
00:57:49,833 --> 00:57:51,534
Želiš da odgovoriš
Allahu za to?

1086
00:57:51,534 --> 00:57:52,902
Jebeno razmisli o tome.

1087
00:57:56,873 --> 00:57:58,842
[Umar]
Jebi ga!

1088
00:57:58,842 --> 00:58:00,543
Kako god.

1089
00:58:03,179 --> 00:58:05,682
Obuci jebenu košulju na ovo
momak! Dobićemo košulju.

1090
00:58:06,182 --> 00:58:08,218
Donećemo ti košulju.

1091
00:58:13,256 --> 00:58:18,261
♪ Da

1092
00:58:22,465 --> 00:58:29,506
♪ Samoubilačka bomba The Gap

1093
00:58:29,506 --> 00:58:31,975
[mrmlja]

1094
00:58:31,975 --> 00:58:35,411
Čovječe, tako je jebeno dobro
da se vratim, čoveče.

1095
00:58:35,411 --> 00:58:37,347
Khutbah.

1096
00:58:37,347 --> 00:58:39,215
[isključeno]

1097
00:58:45,722 --> 00:58:47,724
Islam je jebena predaja.

1098
00:58:49,125 --> 00:58:51,261
To je to.

1099
00:58:51,828 --> 00:58:53,096
Znajući to
ti ne vodiš emisiju,

1100
00:58:53,096 --> 00:58:55,198
vodeći računa o tome
u svemu što radite.

1101
00:58:56,900 --> 00:58:58,334
Skini ruke sa volana.

1102
00:58:58,334 --> 00:58:59,903
Pogledajte kakav je osećaj.

1103
00:59:02,071 --> 00:59:04,641
Islam nije u ajetima,
i hadisi,

1104
00:59:04,641 --> 00:59:07,076
i niše, i lampe.

1105
00:59:07,544 --> 00:59:09,045
Radi se o nama.

1106
00:59:09,445 --> 00:59:10,780
Svi mi.

1107
00:59:12,849 --> 00:59:16,419
Allah je prevelik i previše otvoren

1108
00:59:16,419 --> 00:59:19,322
za moj islam
da bude mala i zatvorena.

1109
00:59:21,424 --> 00:59:23,159
Ja sam tako musliman.

1110
00:59:23,660 --> 00:59:25,395
Ja sam tako musliman

1111
00:59:25,828 --> 00:59:28,197
Mogu reći, "Jebeš islam."

1112
00:59:30,233 --> 00:59:31,968
Znate, imam Husein je rekao,

1113
00:59:35,271 --> 00:59:36,539
„On nema religiju.

1114
00:59:36,539 --> 00:59:38,908
Neka bar bude slobodan
u njegovom sadašnjem životu."

1115
00:59:41,311 --> 00:59:43,246
[pročišćava grlo]

1116
00:59:47,216 --> 00:59:49,118
Hajde da se pomolimo.

1117
00:59:50,653 --> 00:59:53,723
♪ [taqwacore]

1118
01:00:01,965 --> 01:00:03,967
♪ [nastavlja]

1119
01:00:08,471 --> 01:00:10,273
Jehangir,

1120
01:00:10,540 --> 01:00:12,308
to je bilo predivno
khutbah danas.

1121
01:00:12,909 --> 01:00:15,678
Nevjerovatno. Nikad nisam čuo
tako nešto, čoveče.

1122
01:00:17,347 --> 01:00:18,781
Da?

1123
01:00:24,220 --> 01:00:25,755
Bombe daleko, dušo.

1124
01:00:26,456 --> 01:00:29,459
Ugh!
Whoo!

1125
01:00:29,459 --> 01:00:31,361
oblačim se
jebeni šou, dušo.

1126
01:00:31,361 --> 01:00:33,429
Da.
Prokleto tačno.

1127
01:00:33,863 --> 01:00:35,331
Zvao sam sve svoje momke
na zapadu.

1128
01:00:35,331 --> 01:00:37,934
Dolaze u velikom
jebeni taqwacore karavan.

1129
01:00:37,934 --> 01:00:41,137
Pokrenućemo ga.
Jebeno lijepo upali.

1130
01:00:41,137 --> 01:00:42,805
kada?
21. decembar.

1131
01:00:42,805 --> 01:00:44,907
Gdje?
Ovdje, dušo.

1132
01:00:44,907 --> 01:00:47,110
Insh'Allah.
Insh'Allah.

1133
01:00:47,110 --> 01:00:48,878
[obojica se smiju]

1134
01:00:56,386 --> 01:01:00,957
Ne mogu vjerovati da imaš
Ghilmanovi da izađu.

1135
01:01:01,224 --> 01:01:04,060
I Al-Thawra.
Kao, postaje ozbiljno.

1136
01:01:04,060 --> 01:01:06,095
[britanski naglasak] Da, da, da.
Ovo mjesto će biti preplavljeno

1137
01:01:06,095 --> 01:01:08,564
sa jebenim taqwacoreom,
i biće tako dobro.

1138
01:01:08,798 --> 01:01:10,333
Zaista sam uzbuđena.

1139
01:01:10,733 --> 01:01:12,435
Šta... O čemu
šta je njeno lice?

1140
01:01:12,435 --> 01:01:14,837
Oh, da, da,
da, da, da.

1141
01:01:14,837 --> 01:01:16,839
Dee Dee Ali i momci su unutra.

1142
01:01:16,839 --> 01:01:18,374
Osamini kopači tunela.

1143
01:01:18,374 --> 01:01:21,978
Oni su unutra. Mi samo
bacio ih tamo za tebe.

1144
01:01:22,178 --> 01:01:23,913
Još jedan bend
želi to izaći.

1145
01:01:23,913 --> 01:01:25,181
To je super.
Da.

1146
01:01:25,181 --> 01:01:26,182
Koji?

1147
01:01:26,582 --> 01:01:29,018
Bilal's Boulder.

1148
01:01:30,687 --> 01:01:33,022
Nema šanse, Jehangir.

1149
01:01:33,723 --> 01:01:35,224
Ti momci su loša vijest.

1150
01:01:35,224 --> 01:01:37,960
da, mislim,
nekako jesu, ali, uh,

1151
01:01:38,795 --> 01:01:40,229
dobri su u onome što rade.

1152
01:01:40,797 --> 01:01:42,632
Bilal's Boulder?

1153
01:01:42,632 --> 01:01:44,801
Ne dozvoljavaju ni devojke
na njihovoj emisiji.

1154
01:01:44,801 --> 01:01:47,403
Vidi, znam,
ali oni su taqwacore.

1155
01:01:47,870 --> 01:01:49,672
Oni će pišati
ostali bendovi isključeni.

1156
01:01:49,672 --> 01:01:52,842
Da, i mi pricamo
za njih je sve rodno
pokazati odmah.

1157
01:01:52,842 --> 01:01:54,777
ako im se ne sviđa,
ne moraju da dolaze.

1158
01:01:54,777 --> 01:01:56,979
Jehangir,
oni su gomila kuraca.

1159
01:01:56,979 --> 01:02:00,249
Muzzamil jaan,
ako uskratimo bendu njihovo mjesto

1160
01:02:00,249 --> 01:02:02,985
jer nam se ne sviđa
njihove stavove ili
njihova tumačenja,

1161
01:02:02,985 --> 01:02:05,455
onda, zaista,
ne čini nas drugačijima

1162
01:02:05,455 --> 01:02:07,123
nego oni koji su nas isključili.

1163
01:02:10,693 --> 01:02:12,261
U redu.
U redu?

1164
01:02:12,261 --> 01:02:13,596
U redu.

1165
01:02:13,596 --> 01:02:15,832
Bilal's Boulder.
Cool.

1166
01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:28,911
Dakle, koliko ljudi
hoćeš li ostati ovdje?

1167
01:02:29,312 --> 01:02:30,279
Ne znam. mislim,

1168
01:02:31,814 --> 01:02:34,617
sa bendovima i svime
scenari to snimaju,

1169
01:02:34,617 --> 01:02:37,353
hm, puno ljudi, brate.

1170
01:02:37,353 --> 01:02:40,089
Puno ljudi. Gdje
hoće li svi spavati?

1171
01:02:41,357 --> 01:02:44,060
U hodnicima, u podrumu,
u tvojoj spavaćoj sobi.

1172
01:02:45,428 --> 01:02:47,663
Slušaj, neke od
ove taqwacores su djevojke.

1173
01:02:47,663 --> 01:02:48,931
Da.

1174
01:02:48,931 --> 01:02:51,567
Imate liwaticore bendove
izlazi? Da, imamo.

1175
01:02:51,567 --> 01:02:55,338
Šta, imaš ih sve
spavanje zajedno... the
momci, devojke i livati?

1176
01:02:56,506 --> 01:02:59,108
Sranje. Ja imam
jebeni razgovor.

1177
01:02:59,108 --> 01:03:00,810
Drži ovo.

1178
01:03:01,244 --> 01:03:03,913
Samo se opusti, opusti,
opusti se, opusti se, opusti se.

1179
01:03:03,913 --> 01:03:06,382
Hej, hej, hej, hej, hej.
Pogledaj me, pogledaj me.

1180
01:03:06,382 --> 01:03:08,718
Znao sam za momak i djevojku
htelo bi da ti smeta,

1181
01:03:09,252 --> 01:03:12,822
pa sam pozvao livate pa oni
mogao bi sve momke pretvoriti u gejeve.

1182
01:03:12,822 --> 01:03:14,891
Na taj način nemaš
bilo šta za brigu.

1183
01:03:15,158 --> 01:03:17,293
U redu? insh'Allah,
sve će biti u redu.

1184
01:03:18,161 --> 01:03:19,695
Ovo je jebeno smešno
tebi, zar ne? ne,
ovo je jebeno smesno.

1185
01:03:20,296 --> 01:03:21,197
Sve je jebena šala!
Opusti se, opusti se.

1186
01:03:21,631 --> 01:03:24,133
Slušaj... Slušaj, moraš
jebeno me slušaj, ok?

1187
01:03:24,133 --> 01:03:26,202
Treba da se jebeš
oprezno. Zagrli me.

1188
01:03:26,202 --> 01:03:29,038
Sve pođe po zlu s ovim
sranje, a ovaj put je na tebi.

1189
01:03:29,038 --> 01:03:31,641
Neću da čistim tvoje jebeno
nered. Odjebi od mene.

1190
01:03:31,641 --> 01:03:32,775
Zagrli me.
Sranje.

1191
01:03:32,775 --> 01:03:34,177
Čekaj. Vrati se.
Zagrli me.

1192
01:03:34,577 --> 01:03:37,480
Muzzamil to ne želi
napusti. Želiš li da ode?

1193
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:39,715
Da, može da se jebe.

1194
01:03:39,715 --> 01:03:41,284
Rekao je da te voli.

1195
01:03:50,726 --> 01:03:53,796
Umar. Umar.

1196
01:03:53,796 --> 01:03:55,531
jesi li dobro?

1197
01:03:55,531 --> 01:03:57,433
Sve je u redu.

1198
01:03:57,433 --> 01:03:59,635
Ne izgledaš dobro.

1199
01:03:59,635 --> 01:04:00,236
Jesi li zato ovdje?

1200
01:04:00,236 --> 01:04:00,837
ja...

1201
01:04:02,004 --> 01:04:07,877
Hteo sam da te pitam nešto.

1202
01:04:09,278 --> 01:04:10,346
Pucaj daleko.

1203
01:04:11,247 --> 01:04:14,917
Zašto svi ne možemo biti
u istoj prostoriji zajedno

1204
01:04:14,917 --> 01:04:15,918
i slagati se?

1205
01:04:18,020 --> 01:04:19,789
Jesi li vidio jebenu
zabave u mom hodniku?

1206
01:04:20,223 --> 01:04:23,025
ha? Jeste li vidjeli
zidovi u ovoj kuci?

1207
01:04:23,025 --> 01:04:24,760
Ljudi koji
ući u ovu kuću?

1208
01:04:25,428 --> 01:04:29,198
Imamo taj jebeni livat
visi na spratu.

1209
01:04:29,632 --> 01:04:30,600
To mu nije ime.

1210
01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:31,901
Jebeš mu ime.

1211
01:04:33,903 --> 01:04:37,506
Ja samo... samo mislim
to je zaista nepoštovanje...

1212
01:04:38,074 --> 01:04:40,076
Kakav si prema ljudima.

1213
01:04:43,679 --> 01:04:46,148
To je sve što sam imao da kažem.

1214
01:04:50,119 --> 01:04:52,388
Šta, to Jehangir govori?

1215
01:04:52,388 --> 01:04:54,323
ha?

1216
01:04:54,523 --> 01:04:56,058
Nisi ti, Jusefe.

1217
01:04:59,495 --> 01:05:01,397
Ne govoriš ti, čoveče.

1218
01:05:06,602 --> 01:05:07,536
Jebi ga!

1219
01:05:11,807 --> 01:05:14,543
[Čovek na TV] Dakle, imam,
ono što govoriš je
republikansku stranku

1220
01:05:14,543 --> 01:05:16,946
trebalo bi raditi više na terenu
američkim muslimanima?

1221
01:05:16,946 --> 01:05:20,549
(Imam) Da, da, da. Jer
muslimani i kršćani
dijele iste vrijednosti.

1222
01:05:20,549 --> 01:05:24,120
Oboje se protivimo
neki od ovih ludih društvenih
trendovi koje danas vidite.

1223
01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:26,622
"Ovi ludi društveni trendovi"?
Na primjer, gej brak?

1224
01:05:26,622 --> 01:05:29,725
Apsolutno. Kršćani i
Muslimani treba da budu ujedinjeni

1225
01:05:29,725 --> 01:05:32,295
protiv homoseksualne agende
invaziju na našu zemlju.

1226
01:05:32,295 --> 01:05:34,997
Vau. Imam, moram ti reći,
Zaista sam dirnut ovdje.

1227
01:05:34,997 --> 01:05:37,433
Osećam se kao da smo izgradili
neki mostovi veceras.

1228
01:05:41,537 --> 01:05:43,539
[kašljanje]

1229
01:05:43,539 --> 01:05:45,041
Yusef.

1230
01:05:46,409 --> 01:05:47,843
Da?

1231
01:05:47,843 --> 01:05:50,212
Dođi ovamo na sekund.

1232
01:05:50,212 --> 01:05:51,580
U redu.

1233
01:06:00,890 --> 01:06:02,425
Pa, šta ima?

1234
01:06:04,460 --> 01:06:06,295
Jedan od bendova
pozvao Jehangir

1235
01:06:06,295 --> 01:06:09,865
sa benzinske pumpe,
prije sat vremena.

1236
01:06:09,865 --> 01:06:11,300
Da?

1237
01:06:12,234 --> 01:06:14,403
Oni će doći
svakog trenutka.

1238
01:06:15,705 --> 01:06:16,639
[smeje se]
Jedva čekam.

1239
01:06:19,475 --> 01:06:21,210
Je li to sve?
br.

1240
01:06:23,012 --> 01:06:24,447
Mislim da sam shvatio.

1241
01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:27,583
Shvatio šta?

1242
01:06:27,583 --> 01:06:29,585
Zašto Rabeya nosi burku.

1243
01:06:30,653 --> 01:06:32,154
Zašto?

1244
01:06:33,656 --> 01:06:35,458
Iz istog razloga što sam dobio ovo.

1245
01:06:49,805 --> 01:06:51,474
[trubi]

1246
01:06:55,611 --> 01:06:57,413
Ohh, sranje.

1247
01:06:59,348 --> 01:07:02,485
Dee Dee Ali,
kraljica taqwacorea!

1248
01:07:02,485 --> 01:07:04,353
[smijeh]
Hej!

1249
01:07:04,353 --> 01:07:06,155
Da!
Zdravo.

1250
01:07:06,155 --> 01:07:07,656
Šta ima, mama?

1251
01:07:07,656 --> 01:07:10,226
Jebote, izgledaš sjajno.

1252
01:07:10,226 --> 01:07:12,061
Pogledaj to.
Je li to tajno suđenje pet?

1253
01:07:12,061 --> 01:07:14,397
Napravili smo ovo u autobusu kada
bili smo zajedno na turneji.
Sranje, to je jebeno čisto.

1254
01:07:14,397 --> 01:07:16,499
To je predivno. Neka
zgrabim to od tebe.
Možeš to zgrabiti.

1255
01:07:16,499 --> 01:07:19,101
Šta dođavola imaš
spuštene ti pantalone, čoveče?
Bio sam u sranju.

1256
01:07:19,101 --> 01:07:21,003
Znao sam.
Šta je ovo sranje?

1257
01:07:21,003 --> 01:07:23,973
sta? Šta je ovo jebeno ludo?
Ovdje je jebeno hladno.

1258
01:07:23,973 --> 01:07:25,641
Hajde.
Mi smo u Buffalu, dušo.

1259
01:07:26,242 --> 01:07:27,343
Najhladniji muslimani
na jebenoj planeti.

1260
01:07:27,676 --> 01:07:28,544
Bolje da me uvedeš unutra
i zagrej me. Želim
da te zagrejem?

1261
01:07:28,978 --> 01:07:31,347
Večeras se zabavljamo.
Sutra je emisija.

1262
01:07:31,347 --> 01:07:32,548
Donesi!

1263
01:07:32,548 --> 01:07:34,450
[grunta]
[smijeh]

1264
01:07:38,721 --> 01:07:41,257
[vikanje]
♪ [taqwacore]

1265
01:07:43,459 --> 01:07:45,227
[pucanje]

1266
01:07:51,033 --> 01:07:54,603
Oh, čoveče.
Pogledaj ove momke.

1267
01:07:55,337 --> 01:07:57,073
Prilično punk rok, ha?

1268
01:07:57,873 --> 01:07:59,141
Davidova zvijezda?
Da, čoveče.

1269
01:07:59,141 --> 01:08:00,242
To je kao, uh...

1270
01:08:00,576 --> 01:08:03,212
To je kao Sid Vicious
noseći svastiku.

1271
01:08:03,212 --> 01:08:05,414
Znaš, punk je sve
ljuti ljude,

1272
01:08:05,414 --> 01:08:08,117
i, uh, Taqwacore
je punk rock za muslimane.

1273
01:08:08,117 --> 01:08:10,219
Ovo je pank
u jebeno dupe, čoveče.

1274
01:08:10,219 --> 01:08:12,955
[grunta, smije se]

1275
01:08:12,955 --> 01:08:16,358
Ali koja je poenta? mislim,
samo vređaš ljude.

1276
01:08:16,358 --> 01:08:18,794
Samo dobijaš
svi su se razbesneli.

1277
01:08:18,794 --> 01:08:21,729
Kako to misliš? ha?

1278
01:08:21,729 --> 01:08:25,033
As'salaamu alejkum!
Wa-alejkum as-salaam.

1279
01:08:25,033 --> 01:08:27,236
Kahif alejkum, y'akhi!

1280
01:08:27,636 --> 01:08:28,771
Dobro, dobro.

1281
01:08:29,038 --> 01:08:30,806
Kako si?
Dobro.

1282
01:08:30,806 --> 01:08:32,341
Čovječe, ja sam jebeni dokaz

1283
01:08:32,341 --> 01:08:34,243
svega
ovo jebeno sranje kaže.

1284
01:08:34,243 --> 01:08:35,277
Cijelo sranje.

1285
01:08:36,245 --> 01:08:37,712
Kur'an vam govori da to ne radite
piće, zar ne? Da, da.

1286
01:08:37,712 --> 01:08:40,583
Ne pij jebeno. Otišao sam
naprijed i sve sam zajebao.

1287
01:08:42,084 --> 01:08:45,086
Jebao sam cijeli život
gore jebenim prstima
kurve malih školaraca,

1288
01:08:45,086 --> 01:08:46,822
a onda jebeno povraćanje
u njihovoj kosi.

1289
01:08:47,089 --> 01:08:48,657
To je sranje
to radim.

1290
01:08:48,657 --> 01:08:49,725
To je moj život.

1291
01:08:51,026 --> 01:08:54,196
Kur'an vam to govori
držite kurac suhim do
ti si oženjen, zar ne?

1292
01:08:56,165 --> 01:08:57,233
Držiš kurac suvim?
Da.

1293
01:08:57,233 --> 01:08:58,334
Znaš koliko
haram pičke koje sam imao?

1294
01:08:58,334 --> 01:08:58,868
Sad imam zeleno sranje
izlazi iz mog kurca,

1295
01:09:00,603 --> 01:09:03,272
i ja imam karfiol
izlazim iz seronje.

1296
01:09:03,272 --> 01:09:05,508
Hoćeš karfiol
raste iz svog šupka?

1297
01:09:05,508 --> 01:09:07,743
br.
Pa čitaj svoj jebeni Kur'an!

1298
01:09:07,743 --> 01:09:10,946
Ubaci ga tamo! Uzmi svoje
jebeni Kur'an tamo!

1299
01:09:10,946 --> 01:09:12,681
Unesi to ovdje,
i proživi to!

1300
01:09:12,681 --> 01:09:14,950
I ne zaboravite, inače
završićeš kao ja.

1301
01:09:14,950 --> 01:09:17,119
Idi nazad
na medicinski fakultet.

1302
01:09:17,119 --> 01:09:19,455
Budi jebeno dobar muslimanski doktor.

1303
01:09:24,860 --> 01:09:27,163
Oh, hej!
As'salaamu alejkum, čovječe.

1304
01:09:27,163 --> 01:09:28,863
Momci, to je jebeno
Bilal's Boulder.

1305
01:09:28,863 --> 01:09:29,999
Šta se dešava, brate?

1306
01:09:30,265 --> 01:09:31,800
Va-alejkum.

1307
01:09:32,201 --> 01:09:33,301
sta se desava?

1308
01:09:33,301 --> 01:09:35,504
Brate, upravo smo došli
da kažem salaam.

1309
01:09:35,504 --> 01:09:37,173
Spavamo u kombiju.

1310
01:09:37,439 --> 01:09:39,407
Ne, brate.
Imamo dosta mesta ovde.

1311
01:09:39,608 --> 01:09:42,844
Mislim, ne mnogo
soba, ali, znaš,
imamo veliku kucu.

1312
01:09:42,844 --> 01:09:45,414
Šta je još četiri momka?
Brate, Al'hamdulilah.

1313
01:09:45,414 --> 01:09:48,651
hvala ti puno,
ali mi spavamo u kombiju.

1314
01:09:51,219 --> 01:09:52,353
Y'akhi, to je jebeno
smrzavanje napolju.

1315
01:09:52,353 --> 01:09:53,022
Hajde sada. Vi momci
ne znam kako Buff...

1316
01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:53,656
Dobro smo.

1317
01:09:53,656 --> 01:09:54,023
Hamdullah.

1318
01:09:54,690 --> 01:09:55,491
Nikad nisam video tako strašne momke
sa tako mekim glasovima.

1319
01:09:59,327 --> 01:10:02,331
Da, oni su druga grupa.

1320
01:10:02,331 --> 01:10:04,400
Oni su gomila kuraca,
Jehangir.

1321
01:10:12,174 --> 01:10:13,609
Oni su pristojni momci.

1322
01:10:14,577 --> 01:10:17,213
Samo su malo grubi
da se ponekad nosim.

1323
01:10:17,413 --> 01:10:19,148
U redu?
Oni su raspirivači mržnje.

1324
01:10:19,148 --> 01:10:21,450
Da su imali priliku,
oni bi bacili
ja sa minareta.

1325
01:10:21,450 --> 01:10:24,219
[Jehangir]
Da, Muzzamil.

1326
01:10:24,219 --> 01:10:27,656
Mrze te.
I mene mrze.

1327
01:10:27,656 --> 01:10:30,359
Sve nas mrze
za nešto.

1328
01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:32,494
Pogledaj nas.
Mi smo ti

1329
01:10:32,494 --> 01:10:35,431
koji su uvijek bili isključeni,
plašimo se da budemo svoji.

1330
01:10:35,431 --> 01:10:37,433
I šta sad?
Dobijamo sopstvenu scenu,

1331
01:10:37,433 --> 01:10:39,368
i počinjemo gurati ljude
na marginu?

1332
01:10:39,368 --> 01:10:42,737
Ima li to smisla?
Jebeš to.

1333
01:10:43,038 --> 01:10:45,007
Jebi ga što su mali kao oni.

1334
01:10:45,007 --> 01:10:46,242
Budite veliki.

1335
01:10:47,009 --> 01:10:49,077
Budite veći od njih.
[zveckanje limenke]

1336
01:10:49,077 --> 01:10:50,379
[Žena] Hej! [mrmljanje]

1337
01:10:50,379 --> 01:10:52,380
Hej, brate.
[Žena] Oh, moj Bože.

1338
01:10:52,380 --> 01:10:55,784
Šta ima, čoveče? [ljudi] Hej!

1339
01:10:56,184 --> 01:10:58,420
Čoveče, hej.
sta se desava?

1340
01:11:01,156 --> 01:11:03,791
Ja ću biti sa našim gostima.

1341
01:11:22,144 --> 01:11:24,346
[lajanje psa, udaljeno]

1342
01:11:59,348 --> 01:12:02,384
Ikad sam ti pričao o tome
bend koji sam imao na Zapadu?

1343
01:12:02,384 --> 01:12:04,787
br.
[frkne]

1344
01:12:04,787 --> 01:12:05,654
Imao si bend?

1345
01:12:06,121 --> 01:12:08,123
Da.

1346
01:12:08,523 --> 01:12:11,026
Zvali smo se, uh,

1347
01:12:11,026 --> 01:12:12,995
Zdravo, moje ime je Allah.

1348
01:12:14,163 --> 01:12:16,398
Bilo je to najviše
bogohulna stvar

1349
01:12:16,398 --> 01:12:18,400
mogli bismo smisliti.

1350
01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:20,769
Iako su naše namere bile čiste,

1351
01:12:20,769 --> 01:12:23,871
ispali smo jebeni
bez poštovanja, čoveče.

1352
01:12:24,973 --> 01:12:26,942
Šta se desilo sa bendom?

1353
01:12:30,112 --> 01:12:31,746
Nisam to više mogao, čovječe.

1354
01:12:35,484 --> 01:12:38,654
Kad god sam pevao,
Nabavljao sam ove, uh,

1355
01:12:40,422 --> 01:12:42,224
užasne jebene bolove u stomaku, čovječe,

1356
01:12:42,791 --> 01:12:44,993
kao nered
jebeno otvorenih makaza

1357
01:12:44,993 --> 01:12:47,429
zbrkalo u meni.

1358
01:12:49,365 --> 01:12:52,368
Moje vlastito tijelo
nije se slagao sa mnom.

1359
01:12:53,369 --> 01:12:54,937
[grunta]

1360
01:12:56,805 --> 01:12:58,639
jesi li dobro?

1361
01:13:03,278 --> 01:13:05,214
Jebi ga, Jusefe.

1362
01:13:05,214 --> 01:13:07,916
[konzerve zveckaju]

1363
01:13:10,619 --> 01:13:12,221
Tu su svi ovi ajeti
i hadisi

1364
01:13:12,221 --> 01:13:14,857
o pravljenju podjela
u vašoj religiji.

1365
01:13:15,424 --> 01:13:17,659
I biće ih
72 sekte islama

1366
01:13:17,659 --> 01:13:19,094
na kraju sveta, zar ne?

1367
01:13:19,728 --> 01:13:22,130
Ali samo jedan može biti u pravu.

1368
01:13:24,500 --> 01:13:26,535
Šta ako smo još jedan
tih pogrešnih sekti?

1369
01:13:26,535 --> 01:13:28,504
Ne, ovo nije sekta.

1370
01:13:28,504 --> 01:13:31,240
Da, zato
Pozvao sam Bilal's Boulder.

1371
01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:32,541
Da, oni su kurac, y'akhi.

1372
01:13:32,541 --> 01:13:35,077
Oni su jebeni kurac.
Svi znamo da su kurac.

1373
01:13:36,812 --> 01:13:39,948
Ovo nije sekta
ako ga držimo otvorenim, čovječe...

1374
01:13:42,251 --> 01:13:45,721
ako ne formiramo farku,

1375
01:13:46,121 --> 01:13:47,022
grupe.

1376
01:13:52,059 --> 01:13:53,962
[uzdahne]

1377
01:14:00,169 --> 01:14:02,070
Molim te, Allahu.

1378
01:14:04,973 --> 01:14:07,142
Znam da nemaš razloga
da me slušaš,

1379
01:14:09,445 --> 01:14:11,847
jer sam govno.

1380
01:14:15,951 --> 01:14:17,686
molim te

1381
01:14:20,222 --> 01:14:22,224
ne pravite ovo sektom.

1382
01:14:22,224 --> 01:14:25,527
♪ [taqwacore pjesma
iz soundtracka]

1383
01:14:26,662 --> 01:14:28,197
[bez čujnog vriska]

1384
01:14:37,239 --> 01:14:39,641
♪ [Čovjek pjeva, nerazgovijetno]

1385
01:15:15,010 --> 01:15:17,546
♪ [nastavlja]

1386
01:16:45,634 --> 01:16:47,936
♪ [nastavlja]
[bez zvučnog dijaloga]

1387
01:16:56,511 --> 01:16:58,914
♪ [prestaje]

1388
01:17:27,476 --> 01:17:28,644
[kucati na vrata]

1389
01:17:32,781 --> 01:17:35,250
As'salaamu alejkum.

1390
01:17:35,250 --> 01:17:37,419
Wa-alejkum as-salaam.

1391
01:17:37,419 --> 01:17:38,920
Ja sam Harun.

1392
01:17:38,920 --> 01:17:41,757
Ja pišem Uredbu dvadeset.

1393
01:17:41,757 --> 01:17:44,993
Uredba dvadeset,
taqwacore zine?

1394
01:17:48,764 --> 01:17:51,099
Tako da se to zaista dogodilo
tako, ha?

1395
01:17:52,467 --> 01:17:55,202
Da.
Oh.

1396
01:17:57,072 --> 01:17:58,874
To ga čini kao,
mučenik, zar ne?

1397
01:18:01,476 --> 01:18:02,778
Mislim, ne znam da li bih...

1398
01:18:03,912 --> 01:18:05,947
Ja bih to tačno tako rekao.

1399
01:18:07,916 --> 01:18:10,952
Pošteno.
Uh, šta je sa njegovim stvarima?

1400
01:18:10,952 --> 01:18:12,954
Je li išta od toga još ovdje?
br.

1401
01:18:12,954 --> 01:18:15,590
sta se desilo?
Sve je izbačeno.

1402
01:18:15,590 --> 01:18:19,394
U redu.
Hm, kakav je on zapravo bio?

1403
01:18:19,394 --> 01:18:22,297
mislim, znaš,
da li se molio pet puta dnevno?

1404
01:18:22,297 --> 01:18:24,132
Šta... Šta je uradio?

1405
01:18:24,599 --> 01:18:26,668
Znaš šta?

1406
01:18:26,934 --> 01:18:28,904
Možemo li ga pustiti da se odmori?

1407
01:18:32,240 --> 01:18:33,875
Da.

1408
01:18:33,875 --> 01:18:35,343
Da, naravno.
Hvala.

1409
01:18:36,111 --> 01:18:38,947
Pa, ostali
u kuci...

1410
01:18:38,947 --> 01:18:40,882
Mislim, tu je bila djevojka
u burki,

1411
01:18:40,882 --> 01:18:43,684
šiitski skinhead,
uh, taj direktan...

1412
01:18:43,684 --> 01:18:44,886
Svi su se iselili.

1413
01:18:46,388 --> 01:18:48,223
I za par dana,

1414
01:18:49,891 --> 01:18:52,761
ja ću otići odavde,
takođe, znaš, pa...

1415
01:18:53,327 --> 01:18:55,163
Oh.

1416
01:18:55,163 --> 01:18:57,264
Pa, moram ti reći,
brate, ja...

1417
01:18:57,264 --> 01:18:59,534
ne znam...
Posebno gledajući okolo, ja...

1418
01:19:00,402 --> 01:19:03,472
Nisam očekivao nekoga poput tebe
da otvori vrata.

1419
01:19:03,472 --> 01:19:05,107
Valjda samo
razmišljao je možda,

1420
01:19:05,107 --> 01:19:06,842
znaš, bilo bi
neko vise...

1421
01:19:08,543 --> 01:19:10,412
Ne znam.
Znaš, više kao...

1422
01:19:10,412 --> 01:19:11,346
Kao pank?

1423
01:19:13,482 --> 01:19:15,751
Da, više kao pank.

1424
01:19:16,550 --> 01:19:18,820
Žao mi je što sam te iznevjerio.

1425
01:20:24,352 --> 01:20:27,556
Zatvoreni titlovi J.R. Media
Services, Inc. Burbank, CA

1426
01:20:27,556 --> 01:20:28,957
♪ Da, idemo

1427
01:20:28,957 --> 01:20:30,925
♪ Svaka zemlja je Kerbela

1428
01:20:30,925 --> 01:20:32,960
♪ Ašura svakog dana

1429
01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:34,963
♪ Svaka zemlja je Kerbela

1430
01:20:34,963 --> 01:20:37,132
♪ Ašura svakog dana

1431
01:20:37,132 --> 01:20:39,835
♪ Svaka zemlja je Kerbela

1432
01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:44,739
♪ Djevojka, znaš
Želim ručni posao ♪

1433
01:20:44,739 --> 01:20:48,043
♪ Zašto me ne pomuzeš

1434
01:20:48,043 --> 01:20:53,215
♪ I gorim
vaša naftna polja ♪

1435
01:20:53,748 --> 01:20:56,084
♪ [nastavlja]

1436
01:21:00,055 --> 01:21:03,925
ali, znaš,
sve što želim je ručni posao.

1437
01:21:06,460 --> 01:21:08,463
♪ Svaka zemlja je Kerbela

1438
01:21:08,463 --> 01:21:10,532
♪ Ašura svakog dana

1439
01:21:10,532 --> 01:21:13,068
♪ Svaka zemlja je Kerbela

1440
01:21:13,068 --> 01:21:18,273
♪ Djevojko, znaš da želim
ručni posao ♪

1441
01:21:19,007 --> 01:21:21,809
♪ Zašto me ne pomuzeš

1442
01:21:21,809 --> 01:21:24,212
♪ [nastavlja
na stranom jeziku]

1443
01:21:56,878 --> 01:21:58,980
♪ [nastavlja]

1444
01:22:30,412 --> 01:22:34,148
[Čovjek koji govori engleski,
nejasno]

1445
01:22:49,496 --> 01:22:54,102
♪ Djevojka, znaš
Želim ručni posao ♪

1446
01:22:54,102 --> 01:22:57,871
[Čovek nastavlja da govori]

1447
01:22:57,871 --> 01:23:03,044
♪ Djevojka, znaš
Želim ručni posao ♪

1448
01:23:03,645 --> 01:23:05,280
♪ Svaki dan je Kerbela

1449
01:23:05,280 --> 01:23:07,849
♪ Ašura svakog dana [Man
govoreći na stranom jeziku]

1450
01:23:07,849 --> 01:23:09,250
♪ Svaki dan je Kerbela

1451
01:23:09,250 --> 01:23:11,386
♪ Ašura svakog dana

1452
01:23:11,386 --> 01:23:13,722
♪ Svaki dan je Kerbela [Čovječe
nastavlja na stranom jeziku]

1453
01:23:13,722 --> 01:23:15,924
♪ Ašura svakog dana

1454
01:23:15,924 --> 01:23:17,925
♪ Svaki dan je Kerbela

1455
01:23:17,925 --> 01:23:20,428
♪ Ašura svakog dana

1456
01:23:20,428 --> 01:23:23,365
[vrištanje]

1457
01:23:26,568 --> 01:23:28,436
[kašljanje]